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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 14, 2023 at 5:58 pm
(December 14, 2023 at 1:06 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: Plsz.webp]

Now, she just needs to get "stuck" in the machine, and then her step-brother happens along to "help".
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 15, 2023 at 9:30 am
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 17, 2023 at 10:02 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 17, 2023 at 10:28 pm
If I wasn't married, I'd have no idea about this item's existence. I didn't even have a TV when I got married. My PiL pulled a B&W TV out of their attic so that my bride could watch re-runs of "I Love Lucy". Rolleyes
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 17, 2023 at 11:20 pm
Ladies: Don't let the movies deceive you...



...you DON'T have to bang the pizza delivery guy!

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"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 18, 2023 at 5:12 am
(December 17, 2023 at 11:20 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Ladies: Don't let the movies deceive you...



...you DON'T have to bang the pizza delivery guy!

But ladies who deliver pizza DO have to wear platform shoes, short-shorts, and severely cropped tops. They're also required to say something like, 'Nice place - bet the bedrooms are huge.'

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 18, 2023 at 5:34 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 18, 2023 at 4:17 pm
(December 18, 2023 at 5:12 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(December 17, 2023 at 11:20 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Ladies: Don't let the movies deceive you...



...you DON'T have to bang the pizza delivery guy!

But ladies who deliver pizza DO have to wear platform shoes, short-shorts, and severely cropped tops. They're also required to say something like, 'Nice place - bet the bedrooms are huge.'

Boru


And they have a tendency to get "stuck" in the couch, in the garbage disposer, under the coffee table, or in the clothes dryer.

Then, they'll need "help" from their step-brother.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 18, 2023 at 5:39 pm
The x-mas thread is closed so................

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 18, 2023 at 5:56 pm
^It’s open now.

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