Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Boru

[Fake Messiah]

[Rev. Rye]

I rememebered that last year, some of us were having fun with ChatGPT asking it how to live like literary characters that no sane person should want to aspire to be. Microsoft just released Copilot AI and I decided to go for the big one: "How can I live like Judge Holden?"
So, if you haven't read Blood Meridian (or at least watched Wendigoon's five-hour recounting of the novel), watch this and, after witnessing the horrors, unhide to see AI spin this monster as a positive role model:

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Judge Holden, a complex and enigmatic character from Cormac McCarthy’s novel Blood Meridian, is both fascinating and terrifying. While I don’t recommend emulating his darker aspects, let’s explore some of the qualities that define him:

Intellect and Curiosity:
Holden is highly intelligent, well-read, and a polyglot. He delves into various fields, including anthropology, naturalism, and jurisprudence. Cultivate your curiosity and seek knowledge across disciplines.
Physical Prowess:
The Judge is a skilled fiddler and nimble dancer. Engage in physical activities that challenge you and keep your body agile.
Fearlessness and Ruthlessness:
Holden is ruthless, sadistic, and unafraid of violence. While I don’t endorse cruelty, embracing courage and determination can be valuable.
Philosophical Musings:
The Judge philosophizes about morality, power, and the nature of humanity. Reflect on life’s deeper questions and explore different perspectives.
Mystery and Elusiveness:
Holden’s true identity remains shrouded in mystery. Embrace an air of enigma and cultivate your own secrets.
Literary Pursuits:
Holden is a writer and thinker. Engage in creative expression, whether through writing, art, or music.
Remember that Holden’s darkness is not something to aspire to. Instead, extract the positive aspects from his character and apply them to your own life. 🌟

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I previously tried to make it about another Cormac McCarthy villain, Lester Ballad from Child of God. Even Copilot doesn't know who he was.

[Rev. Rye]

Prompt: Jesus Christ wearing a black hood and riding a giant flaming frog.

Which of these images understood the assignment best?

[A. Secular Human]

Prompt: Jesus Christ wearing a black hood and riding a giant flaming frog.

Which of these images understood the assignment best?

Lower right corner.  

Nobody said shit about the frog flying, but he does need to be "flaming".

BTW, "flaming" could have gone in a completely different direction.  

None of the four images went that way.

[brewer]

Lower left. Got the river (frog), flames, and crosses with, which I assume are over graves.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

The crossover we all want to see:

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Boru

[Rev. Rye]

This has to be one of the most bizarre living situations I've ever heard of; it starts off like a normal polycule with one unusually entitled member who reveals that they understand less and less about how work is supposed to work. Then, about halfway through, it turns into a warped combination of "the most incompetent cult ever" and "communal living situation worthy of He Died With a Felafel in His Hand” complete with a weirdly bureaucratic polyamory schedule, people sleeping in a doghouse as punishment for vacuuming up a spider, screaming meditation, and MATCHING TRACK SUITS.






Evidently, the members of this fake cult are the sort of idiots who can't figure out how to bypass this lock.



And, yes, that’s apparently an actual photo that the OP posted and they can’t figure out how to extricate the broom from the lock.

Note: this particular polycule is apparently fake, but the Portland scene is bizarre enough that some actually can be this batshit.

[Pat Mustard]

Prompt: Jesus Christ wearing a black hood and riding a giant flaming frog.

Which of these images understood the assignment best?

None of them, they all depict Yeshua as a WASP.

[The Valkyrie]

Scurvy: when life doesn't give you lemons.