The Absurd GOP

[Fireball]

...and yet they line up to suck his dick or take it in their asses, alternately. Strange bedfellows, indeed.

[no one]

donnie chump has the charisma these clowns lack to sway the bigoted jackaloons in the name of jebus, which they hope leads a talibanesque murikkka.

[Fake Messiah]

Jesse Watters says Hunter Biden’s jury is not good and won't convict him on drug related crime because it's made of black people.

[Fake Messiah]

Here's your "weaponisation" right here.

GOP will defund DOJ in retaliation for Trump conviction: Johnson

In a Tuesday meeting behind closed doors with his House Republican conference members, Johnson said “he will do everything he can to go after the Department of Justice,” CNN reported, “and said the verdict has ignited support for the former president, two sources familiar with the comments told CNN.”

Johnson, under fire for what some experts see as a possible admission he has been talking to Supreme Court justices about the Trump prosecutions, “briefed former President Trump on the plan before announcing it Tuesday morning,” Fox News reported, citing an unnamed lawmaker.

He also called the prosecutions of the ex-president “a new low” and “dangerous.”

Two months ago Johnson had also threatened to defund DOJ and other agencies.

“We also advanced cuts … to some of the agencies that we believe are really overreaching, and have been turned in some ways against the American people. We are going to cut 3% from DOJ, 7% from the ATF, 6% from the FBI, and 10% from the EPA,” he told reporters.

https://www.alternet.org/johnson-gop-trump-conviction/

[h4ym4n]

They know that Trump is nothing but a con, and yet they support him because they are spineless.

But wait!

He can get two more Supreme judges appointed if we suck his mushroom making this a Christian nation.

[Fake Messiah]

Jared Kushner To Build Memorial To “Victims Of NATO”

After weathering criticism over its reliance on a gusher of Saudi cash, Jared Kushner’s investment fund made its first big splash last month when it announced it had signed a $500 million deal with the Serbian government to develop a high end real estate project in downtown Belgrade on the site of a bombed down army building destroyed during the 1999 Kosovo war.

But the fine print of the deal includes a commitment that seems destined to stir up even more international controversy: a pledge by Kushner’s firm, Affinity Partners, to construct a “memorial dedicated to all the victims of NATO aggression”— an allusion to the U.S.-backed bombing campaign that brought the Serbian government of Slobodan Milosevic to its knees a quarter century ago in response to its relentless campaign of repression and savage massacres of ethnic Albanians in Kosovo.

Retired Gen. Wesley Clark, who served as NATO Supreme Allied Commander during the conflict, slammed the memorial portraying the U.S.’ adversary in the war as a victim of aggression. He called it “a betrayal of the United States, its policies and the brave diplomats and airmen who did what they could to stop Serb ethnic cleansing.” He also claimed the memorial project was “part of a broader Russian intelligence movement to split, discredit and weaken NATO.”

https://www.spytalk.co/p/kushners-deal-w...ssia-serbs

[Thumpalumpacus]

Jared Kushner To Build Memorial To “Victims Of NATO”

After weathering criticism over its reliance on a gusher of Saudi cash, Jared Kushner’s investment fund made its first big splash last month when it announced it had signed a $500 million deal with the Serbian government to develop a high end real estate project in downtown Belgrade on the site of a bombed down army building destroyed during the 1999 Kosovo war.

But the fine print of the deal includes a commitment that seems destined to stir up even more international controversy: a pledge by Kushner’s firm, Affinity Partners, to construct a “memorial dedicated to all the victims of NATO aggression”— an allusion to the U.S.-backed bombing campaign that brought the Serbian government of Slobodan Milosevic to its knees a quarter century ago in response to its relentless campaign of repression and savage massacres of ethnic Albanians in Kosovo.

Retired Gen. Wesley Clark, who served as NATO Supreme Allied Commander during the conflict, slammed the memorial portraying the U.S.’ adversary in the war as a victim of aggression. He called it “a betrayal of the United States, its policies and the brave diplomats and airmen who did what they could to stop Serb ethnic cleansing.” He also claimed the memorial project was “part of a broader Russian intelligence movement to split, discredit and weaken NATO.”

https://www.spytalk.co/p/kushners-deal-w...ssia-serbs

Wait, you've got to be kidding -- a Trump family member carrying Russian water?

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Here's your "weaponisation" right here.

GOP will defund DOJ in retaliation for Trump conviction: Johnson

In a Tuesday meeting behind closed doors with his House Republican conference members, Johnson said “he will do everything he can to go after the Department of Justice,” CNN reported, “and said the verdict has ignited support for the former president, two sources familiar with the comments told CNN.”

Johnson, under fire for what some experts see as a possible admission he has been talking to Supreme Court justices about the Trump prosecutions, “briefed former President Trump on the plan before announcing it Tuesday morning,” Fox News reported, citing an unnamed lawmaker.

He also called the prosecutions of the ex-president “a new low” and “dangerous.”

Two months ago Johnson had also threatened to defund DOJ and other agencies.

“We also advanced cuts … to some of the agencies that we believe are really overreaching, and have been turned in some ways against the American people. We are going to cut 3% from DOJ, 7% from the ATF, 6% from the FBI, and 10% from the EPA,” he told reporters.

https://www.alternet.org/johnson-gop-trump-conviction/

Wait - I thought the 'defund the police' movement was going to destroy the US, turning it into a vast, post-apocalyptic wasteland that would make Max Rockatansky gulp with disbelief. 

Boru

[Ferrocyanide]

Wait, you've got to be kidding -- a Trump family member carrying Russian water?

Was that Inspector Jacques Clouseau?

[Thumpalumpacus]

Wait, you've got to be kidding -- a Trump family member carrying Russian water?

Was that Inspector Jacques Clouseau?

It's Capt Renault from the movie classic Casablanca. He's not incompetent, he's corrupt.