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The Absurd GOP
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#2341
RE: The Absurd GOP
June 20, 2024 at 4:38 am
They say some people find redemption in prison, some people find Jesus. 

Here's hoping Steve Bannon finds the hygiene section in the prison commissary.

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RE: The Absurd GOP
June 20, 2024 at 4:39 am
(June 19, 2024 at 5:19 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Louisiana orders every classroom to display Ten Commandments

http://bbc.com/news/articles/cp66xdxj0l3o


So that kids can stare at "Thou shalt not kill" as they're being shot.

Even with the current state of the courts in America, I don't see this law as having a terribly long life.

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#2343
RE: The Absurd GOP
June 20, 2024 at 8:04 am
Baphomet in every classroom!
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RE: The Absurd GOP
June 20, 2024 at 12:47 pm
This gem from the NYT opinion section:

"“If you want to respect the rule of law,” he told the guests, “you’ve got to start from the original lawgiver, which was Moses.” To teach respect for the rule of law, he’s defying the Supreme Court? That’s an interesting message to send to students."
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RE: The Absurd GOP
June 21, 2024 at 12:08 pm (This post was last modified: June 21, 2024 at 12:11 pm by Mister Agenda.)
The original lawgiver was Ur-Nammu....
I'm not anti-Christian. I'm anti-stupid.
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#2346
RE: The Absurd GOP
June 21, 2024 at 12:29 pm
(June 21, 2024 at 12:08 pm)Mister Agenda Wrote: The original lawgiver was Ur-Nammu....

Or the first hominid who discovered that, if you tie a rock to a stick, you can make the rest of the group do what you want. Smile

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#2347
RE: The Absurd GOP
June 21, 2024 at 9:30 pm
A Newsmax host verbally threw his toys out of the pram after discovering the existence of a gay American flag football league.

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#2348
RE: The Absurd GOP
June 21, 2024 at 9:33 pm
Something tells me, he's upset there isn't anybody spiking his endzone.
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RE: The Absurd GOP
June 21, 2024 at 10:11 pm
(June 21, 2024 at 9:33 pm)no one Wrote: Something tells me, he's upset there isn't anybody spiking his endzone.

Hehe What's the over/under for discovery of his homosexual predilection? These guys are generic wind-up toys.
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RE: The Absurd GOP
June 21, 2024 at 11:42 pm
(June 21, 2024 at 9:33 pm)no one Wrote: Something tells me, he's upset there isn't anybody spiking his endzone.

Maybe he wanted a touchback ... or a sack.

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