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RE: Elon Musk
October 17, 2024 at 12:19 am
(October 16, 2024 at 11:26 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: In case you didn't know
Quote:Tesla's Robots Were Just Remotely Controlled Dummies, Analyst Confirms
An army of extremely "I, Robot"-like Optimus humanoid robots could be seen pouring drinks and conversing with eventgoers.
But despite Tesla CEO Elon Musk making a big deal out of artificial intelligence at the event, the robots were teleoperated by humans, a smoke-and-mirrors tech demo that had investors shaking their heads, and raising plenty of questions over Tesla's ability to bring the tech to the masses.
In a note, Morgan Stanley analyst Adam Jonas wrote that the bots "relied on tele-ops (human intervention)." Sources also told Bloomberg that the Optimus robots were reportedly using AI to walk, but relied on assistance from a nearby human to chat.
During the event, Musk promised that Optimus "can be a teacher, babysit your kids, it can walk your dog, mow your lawn, get the groceries, just be your friend, serve drinks. Whatever you can think of, it will do."
https://futurism.com/the-byte/tesla-robo...ed-analyst
The scary thing is that a lot of people will believe this.
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RE: Elon Musk
October 17, 2024 at 12:50 am
Imagine paying $100k for this
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RE: Elon Musk
October 17, 2024 at 12:58 am
(October 17, 2024 at 12:50 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Imagine paying $100k for this
I've seen more of them around here. It's an expensive political statement, especially when their shit goes wrong and you're upside-down.
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RE: Elon Musk
October 17, 2024 at 1:25 am
I have ridden in a normal looking Tesla a couple times. Couldn't figure out the door. And, surprise, it wasn't white guys driving them.
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RE: Elon Musk
October 17, 2024 at 8:04 am
Nothing says "I'm a Leon fanboi! Lookit me!" like a cybertruck
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RE: Elon Musk
October 17, 2024 at 10:26 am
(October 17, 2024 at 12:19 am)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: The scary thing is that a lot of people will believe this.
The funny part is leon believes it. Weird ass clearly needs a friend.
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RE: Elon Musk
October 17, 2024 at 10:46 am
(October 17, 2024 at 1:25 am)Silver Wrote: And, surprise, it wasn't white guys driving them.
Of course. It obviously drove by itself because Tesla cars drive themselves since 2017.
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Elon Musk
October 17, 2024 at 11:06 am
(October 17, 2024 at 10:26 am)The Grand Nudger Wrote: (October 17, 2024 at 12:19 am)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: The scary thing is that a lot of people will believe this.
The funny part is leon believes it. Weird ass clearly needs a friend.
... or a babysitter. Human babysitter.
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RE: Elon Musk
October 17, 2024 at 11:18 am
(October 17, 2024 at 12:50 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Imagine paying $100k for this
I’ll wager any odds that in 50 years, no one will be restoring a cybertruck to its ‘former glory’.
Boru
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RE: Elon Musk
October 17, 2024 at 11:21 am
(October 17, 2024 at 11:18 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: (October 17, 2024 at 12:50 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Imagine paying $100k for this
I’ll wager any odds that in 50 years, no one will be restoring a cybertruck to its ‘former glory’.
Boru
Kinda difficult since there was no glory to begin with...damn, those things are ugly. Five year olds can draw a nicer looking car.
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