The Absurd GOP

[Mister Agenda]

Nancy Mace, republican for governor of SC, ladies and gentlemen!

[Rev. Rye]

Dinesh D’Souza wondering where the Hell those leopards eating his face came from:





And when you’ve forced yourself to watch his Death of a Nation, you know how much he’s been deluding himself, because he somehow spun the openly racist alt-right as a product of the Left:





If mental gymnastics were an Olympic sport, D’Souza would probably have advanced far enough to get raped by Larry Nassar.

[Deesse23]

Wife beater being concerned about leopards eating his face? Look at me! Do i look like i am in any way emotionally affected? 

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

FBI Director Kash Patel hit back on Sunday against criticism of his use of an agency jet following reports he used it to go see his girlfriend, a country musician, perform in Pennsylvania.

Social media posts and news stories published last week noted that flight tracking data showed a government jet registered to the FBI had flown to State College, Pa., where Patel’s girlfriend, Alexis Wilkins, was performing at a wrestling event.

Patel issued a lengthy post on his personal account on X following reports that a senior FBI official was ousted amid the controversy.

“Let me be clear: we will not be distracted by baseless rumors or the noise from uninformed internet anarchists and the fake news,” Patel posted, writing that he was “proud of the work of this FBI.”

“I’ve always said — criticize me all you want. But going after the people doing great work, my personal life, or those around me is a total disgrace,” Patel continued. “The disgustingly baseless attacks against Alexis — a true patriot and the woman I’m proud to call my partner in life — are beyond pathetic. She is a rock-solid conservative and a country music sensation who has done more for this nation than most will in ten lifetimes. I’m so blessed she’s in my life.”

https://thehill.com/homenews/administrat...criticism/

No one's attacking her, you vacuous imbecile -- they're attacking you, and rightly so, for engaging in FWA. Instead of owning your mistake, you further drag her into the spotlight in trying to defend yourself. How chivalrous!

What a true cunt. A stuffed shirt like yourself is only in office because you're willing to suck Trump off deeper than most others.

To be fair, vacuous imbecility is SOP for the Trump regime.

Boru

[Thumpalumpacus]

To be fair, vacuous imbecility is SOP for the Trump regime.

Boru

True, but where most of them are content to plumb the depths of stupidity, Patel jumps into the cab of his excavator in a furious attempt to outdo them all.

[Fireball]

^ Tucker Carlson is their poster boy.

[The Valkyrie]

Infowars apparently shutting up shop on Wednesday!

[Fireball]

^ OK, as long as he ponies up what he's obligated to pay.

[Fake Messiah]

Kentucky Official Reminds Residents They Can’t Vote for New York City Mayor

Adams, a Republican, took to social media to issue a reminder to his state’s voters about this year’s elections.

“We’re getting calls about polls being closed. They are closed because we do not have elections today. Kentucky votes next year. You cannot vote today in Kentucky for the mayor of New York City or the Governor of Virginia. Sorry,” he wrote.

In a follow-up post, he added, “Have I mentioned my repeated call for civic education.”

The New York City mayoral race has drawn attention from all corners of the country. Polls show state legislator Zohran Mamdani, a Democrat, leading former Governor Andrew Cuomo, who is running as an independent, and Republican Curtis Sliwa.

Kentucky voters will head to the polls next year during the midterms. All House races will be on the ballot. Senator Mitch McConnell, a Republican, is retiring, so there will be an open race to replace him next year as well.

https://www.newsweek.com/kentucky-offici...r-10991423

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

^ OK, as long as he ponies up what he's obligated to pay.

He’ll never, ever, EVER be able to pay up. Generous estimates of his total assets (liquid and otherwise) hover around $270 million. The judgement against him is more than five times that amount.

Boru