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The Absurd GOP
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RE: The Absurd GOP
November 4, 2025 at 5:43 pm (This post was last modified: November 4, 2025 at 5:45 pm by Thumpalumpacus.)
(November 4, 2025 at 5:25 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(November 4, 2025 at 3:19 pm)Fireball Wrote: ^ OK, as long as he ponies up what he's obligated to pay.

He’ll never, ever, EVER be able to pay up. Generous estimates of his total assets (liquid and otherwise) hover around $270 million. The judgement against him is more than five times that amount.

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Although the aggrieved plaintiffs may feel differently, I hope that living in (relative) penury for the remainder of his life will make him an example to others. The same with Fox News and their voting-machine ruling. Won't put them out of business, but I bet folks will think twice before they start running their mouths full of right-wing bullshit. Those old-time Londoners may have had a good idea when they were stringing up the executed at the city walls.

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RE: The Absurd GOP
November 4, 2025 at 5:50 pm
(November 4, 2025 at 5:25 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(November 4, 2025 at 3:19 pm)Fireball Wrote: ^ OK, as long as he ponies up what he's obligated to pay.

He’ll never, ever, EVER be able to pay up. Generous estimates of his total assets (liquid and otherwise) hover around $270 million. The judgement against him is more than five times that amount.

Boru

I'd implement Mr. Shylock's solution.  Panic
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: The Absurd GOP
November 4, 2025 at 8:06 pm
You could probably squeeze a kilo of residual coke out of him like a wet sponge.
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RE: The Absurd GOP
November 4, 2025 at 8:25 pm
(November 4, 2025 at 5:50 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(November 4, 2025 at 5:25 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: He’ll never, ever, EVER be able to pay up. Generous estimates of his total assets (liquid and otherwise) hover around $270 million. The judgement against him is more than five times that amount.

Boru

I'd implement Mr. Shylock's solution.  Panic

Small technical hitch - Shylock demanded the pound of flesh nearest Antonio’s heart. Since Alex Jones has no heart, we’ve have to take the flesh nearest his bloated, necrotic liver.

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RE: The Absurd GOP
November 4, 2025 at 10:49 pm
Texas Gov. Abbott says he’ll ‘impose 100% tariff’ on New Yorkers who move in

https://thehill.com/homenews/state-watch...ction/amp/
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RE: The Absurd GOP
November 4, 2025 at 10:51 pm
(November 4, 2025 at 8:25 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(November 4, 2025 at 5:50 pm)Fireball Wrote: I'd implement Mr. Shylock's solution.  Panic

Small technical hitch - Shylock demanded the pound of flesh nearest Antonio’s heart. Since Alex Jones has no heart, we’ve have to take the flesh nearest his bloated, necrotic liver.

Boru

I reckon his sternum weighs about a pound. Just do it easy and call it a day.

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RE: The Absurd GOP
November 5, 2025 at 12:03 am


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RE: The Absurd GOP
November 5, 2025 at 1:33 am
Stephen Millier is a "sexual matador" which means that he fucks bovines.



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RE: The Absurd GOP
November 6, 2025 at 6:46 pm (This post was last modified: November 6, 2025 at 7:01 pm by Angrboda.)
Some dingleberry contributor at the National Review claims that national media covering state and local races, people opining about them, and paying attention to them is "AntiAmerican."

The right in our country is filled with idiots and they're being given a national platform.
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RE: The Absurd GOP
November 6, 2025 at 7:29 pm
(November 6, 2025 at 6:46 pm)Angrboda Wrote: Some dingleberry contributor at the National Review claims that national media covering state and local races, people opining about them, and paying attention to them is "AntiAmerican."  

The right in our country is filled with idiots and they're being given a national platform.

The only right they are about is the right to own guns. They probably can't even enumerate the others.

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