You had me at "Get the hell out!"

[Cinjin]

I have sent him to the Gauntlet for now ... pending staff review. His fate has yet to be decided by the whole.

[Oldandeasilyconfused]

I would also be willing to make a donation of around $25 if allowed to return and participate with a clean slate.

I look forward to your response.

Sock puppeteer

Liar

Offering a BRIBE?

Why on earth would anyone WANT you back?

I trust you as far as I could throw my car.

FUCK OFF

[Shell B]

I'm willing to bet I can get someone to give us $30 to ban you again.

[Mister Agenda]

For what it's worth, if ChristianKnight can manage to rephrase his request in a way that isn't insulting and doesn't involve bribery, I think he should get a chance to show he's sincere...although he clearly isn't there yet, he may be trying and this may be the best he can do right now. CK, a hint: You had me at

"I would like to rejoin this group, though initially I don’t intend to be very active. Later, more likely in the Spring, I will be more active. I’m technically a sock puppet right now, though I would like any other accounts I had to be deleted (Edward the Theist, Egor).

I understand you may ban me outright at this point, but here’s the deal: I have had a change of heart on how I approach certain groups." --Christian Knght

Then you had to keep talking.

[Shell B]

This would be his fourth banning to date. He had that many chances and he damn well knows that creating a new account after being banned is now how you get back into this community. When he was Egor, I had no idea that he had been banned previously. Had I known, I would have booted his ass the second he posted. You guys shouldn't have to put up with this kind of guy. Of course, you can go bat him around a bit in The Gauntlet, if you want. That is the only place he can "prove himself." If he behaves in there long enough, we might think about it, but at this point, I cannot say. His fate must be discussed. :laugh:

[Mister Agenda]

Sounds fair enough. Showing he can behave in the Gauntlet is the least he can do to earn his return. If the rules don't allow it, that's that I suppose.

I admit, I'm one of those 'hope springs eternal' guys.

[Shell B]

When it springs out of a butthole, I'm all set.

[Jackalope]

[align=justify]I’m technically a sock puppet right now, though I would like any other accounts I had to be deleted (Edward the Theist, Egor).

Can't say that I blame you, I wouldn't want to be associated with your old posting history either.

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I'm willing to bet I can get someone to give us $30 to ban you again.

Why would someone buy the cow when they can get the milk for free? LOL

[Oldandeasilyconfused]

The guy is a liar and a troll. His attempt at bribery shows (further) his lack of moral fibre and his contempt for us.

The persona is despicable. Allowing it ANY access lowers the tone of the entire forum.

PLEASE TELL IT TO FUCK OFF.

[Jackalope]

PLEASE TELL IT TO FUCK OFF.

Dear It:

Fuck off.

Regards,

Cthulhu