Stupid things religious people say

[Mister Agenda]

That last one sounds scientifically provable, if true.

[Fake Messiah]

Catholic nun issues chilling warning about aliens amid religious conflict

A Catholic nun has issued a chilling warning about aliens, suggesting that many alleged extraterrestrial encounters may have a far more sinister explanation.

Responding to a question from a listener named Connor, Mother Miriam said she leans toward the belief that the UFO phenomenon is rooted in the spiritual realm rather than in visitors from distant planets.

'I think sooner look at the demonic side than the extraterrestrial,' Mother Miriam said during a recent discussion on her podcast.

Mother Miriam said she believes the 'best explanation' for many UFO sightings and alleged alien encounters may be the work of fallen angels.

Citing the teachings of St Thomas Aquinas, she noted that the medieval theologian described angels as extraterrestrial beings because they originate from another world, the spiritual realm.

'The Catholic position, there is such a thing as extraterrestrial intelligence,' she said. 'These creatures really are from another world, the spiritual world. They're what we call angels.'

She warned that fallen angels work to deceive humanity and distract people from God and faith.

'They do all they can to deceive human beings and draw them into a belief system without God, without faith, and without the necessary graces for their salvation,' she said.

Mother Miriam suggested that an obsession with UFOs, extraterrestrial visitors and paranormal phenomena could serve as a spiritual distraction.

'If they can get people wrapped up in theories of alien visitations and extraterrestrial visitors to Earth, if they can get them absorbed and fascinated by any number of paranormal phenomena and distracted from God, they will have succeeded in their diabolical mission to deceive and to destroy,' she said.

The nun went on to describe what she called a 'great cosmic war' involving these spiritual forces and humanity itself.

'These extraterrestrial forces are involved in a great cosmic war. And human beings are a part of a conflict,' she said.

'Once that is understood, all that remains is for you to decide on which side you plan to do battle.'

https://www.dailymail.com/sciencetech/ar...rning.html

[Fake Messiah]

[Fake Messiah]

Oh, Easter of 2033 will be very special, at least according to Robert, because it will be exactly 2000 years since that guy who said he would return very soon resurrected. I mean, you would expect him to be rather embarrassed that it has already passed two millennia, instead of celebrating it.

But why did he choose year 33 of Jesus' resurrection? He didn't say because you can't determine the exact year in the Gospels.

Pope: All Christians called to celebrate 2033 anniversary of Christ's Redemption

Addressing representatives of the Ecumenical Patriarchate of Constantinople in Rome, Pope Leo XIV says all Christians are called to be credible witnesses at this time of war and polarization, and also expresses his hope that all Christians will work together to celebrate the Year 2033, commemorating two thousand years of the Lord's Redemption.

https://www.vaticannews.va/en/pope/news/...nople.html

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Oh, Easter of 2033 will be very special, at least according to Robert, because it will be exactly 2000 years since that guy who said he would return very soon resurrected. I mean, you would expect him to be rather embarrassed that it has already passed two millennia, instead of celebrating it.

But why did he choose year 33 of Jesus' resurrection? He didn't say because you can't determine the exact year in the Gospels.

Pope: All Christians called to celebrate 2033 anniversary of Christ's Redemption

Addressing representatives of the Ecumenical Patriarchate of Constantinople in Rome, Pope Leo XIV says all Christians are called to be credible witnesses at this time of war and polarization, and also expresses his hope that all Christians will work together to celebrate the Year 2033, commemorating two thousand years of the Lord's Redemption.

https://www.vaticannews.va/en/pope/news/...nople.html

A quick count on Wikipedia makes this about the sixtieth prediction of Jesus’ return. I’m confident the streak of failures will not be broken.

Boru