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Explain your username
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 (January 10, 2012 at 6:49 pm)kılıç_mehmet Wrote: You sure love dogs. What I usually tell people about my dogs Mehmet is that they are better behaved and cost less to raise than their children. Plus if things ever get really bad I can eat them.
Save a life. Adopt a greyhound.
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The Minimalist school holds that the Old Testament is a pile of shit written after the so-called return from exile by Persians. I chose the name to annoy one particular fundie asshole and have kept it ever since.
 (January 10, 2012 at 8:00 pm)Vaeolet Lilly Blossom Wrote: I told you: to explain my username is like a great lunch. I just realized your name is an anagram for 'A Lovely Limbless Tool' Please forward all complaints to http://wordsmith.org/anagram/ Slave to the Patriarchy no more
Also "I smell to a lovely slob".
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
 (January 10, 2012 at 8:44 pm)popeyespappy Wrote:(January 10, 2012 at 6:49 pm)kılıç_mehmet Wrote: You sure love dogs. Wait a minute... what do you mean we can't eat children? We're ATHEISTS! It's what we do! Though I see your point about them being expensive to ranch raise. 
All right, cut and paste time:
Username: The "Rye" part came first. For a long time, J.D. Salinger's The Catcher In The Rye was my favorite novel, and whenever I would join a forum, I would usually add "intherye" to the end of the name. Admittedly, though, The Brothers Karamazov may have eclipsed this position in recent years (particularly in the Pevear and Volokhonsky translation, but that's another story.) The "Rev." part comes from the fact that I was ordained into the Universal Life Church (ordination date 3/10/07). And, of course, I like the irony of writing anti-religious things while calling myself "Reverend."
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.
![[Image: harmlesskitchen.png]](https://i.postimg.cc/yxR97P23/harmlesskitchen.png) I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad. (January 11, 2012 at 12:24 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Wait a minute... what do you mean we can't eat children? We're ATHEISTS! It's what we do! I went to my sister’s church on Christmas Eve this year to hear my 13 yo niece sing a solo. One of the youth ministers cornered me after the service and said she’d like to ask an atheist a couple of questions. Apparently my niece has been talking…. The first question was, “What made you become an atheist?” My answer, “Barbecue baby. Mmm Mmm Good!” I didn’t have to answer any more questions.
Save a life. Adopt a greyhound.
I remember once buying a badge (or a button, if you prefer) that read "I like children but I can never eat a whole one". It was clearly part of that well-known secret atheist agenda to turn everyone into hellbound sin-worshipping blasphemers like what we are.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
 (January 11, 2012 at 12:36 am)Rev. Rye Wrote: Username: The "Rye" part came first. For a long time, J.D. Salinger's The Catcher In The Rye was my favorite novel So, which rock musician are you going to assassinate?
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
(Please say Justin Bieber please say Justin Bieber please say Justin Bieber please say Justin Bieber please say Justin Bieber...)
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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