It's official, we eat babies

[Doubting Thomas]

I've often joked about eating babies because it always seems like so many Christians think we do, but on fstdt.com today there was a quote from one who actually does think that cannibalism runs rampant among atheist and is one of our core beliefs:

Atheists are cannibals

Now, moving right along here there are some disturbing doctrines within the religion of atheism that are cause for concern. It has been brought up repeatedly that since atheism teaches that humans are nothing more than animals, it would be completely acceptable for one human being to eat another if it was a matter of life and death. I believe the theological word for this doctrine is CANNIBALISM! This acceptance of cannibalism as a religious tenet really does confirm the old saying, "If you remove God from academia the best one could ever hope to achieve is to end up with highly educated barbarians". The acceptance of the doctrine of cannibalism into the religion of atheism is the fulfillment of that statement.

Hmm... does red or white wine go best with fundie?

[thesummerqueen]

I would assume a nice Chianti.

[popeyespappy]

Hmm... does red or white wine go best with fundie?

And does anyone know if you can get them kosher?

[thesummerqueen]

That's just a matter of prep and blessing, Pop. I'll hook you up.

[Anomalocaris]

I've often joked about eating babies because it always seems like so many Christians think we do, but on fstdt.com today there was a quote from one who actually does think that cannibalism runs rampant among atheist and is one of our core beliefs:

Atheists are cannibals

Now, moving right along here there are some disturbing doctrines within the religion of atheism that are cause for concern. It has been brought up repeatedly that since atheism teaches that humans are nothing more than animals, it would be completely acceptable for one human being to eat another if it was a matter of life and death. I believe the theological word for this doctrine is CANNIBALISM! This acceptance of cannibalism as a religious tenet really does confirm the old saying, "If you remove God from academia the best one could ever hope to achieve is to end up with highly educated barbarians". The acceptance of the doctrine of cannibalism into the religion of atheism is the fulfillment of that statement.

Hmm... does red or white wine go best with fundie?

Neither. Fundies are junk food.

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That's just a matter of prep and blessing, Pop. I'll hook you up.

Who would bless fundie meat?

[Welsh cake]

The churches of the world constantly swallow up millions of babies, they're appetite for innocence is insatiable, until all that's shat back out is an indoctrinated mess.

[Doubting Thomas]

I think it's funny how he's taking two quotes from two different people saying that if they were in the situation where they had to eat a dead human to survive to mean that cannibalism runs rampant among atheists. I'm sure if any of us were put into that situation we might do so (even Christians would... look at the soccer team stranded in the Andes), but somehow this equates to ravenous atheists kidnapping people off the street to butcher and cook in their kitchens.

I would assume a nice Chianti.

Thuthuthuthuthuthuthu.

[Cinjin]

I knew I had to watch my back around you atheists!

I'd be a FEAST for you carnivorous bastards!

[thesummerqueen]

[mischievous grin] Feast all right. Probably not the way you're thinking. But we'll go with "feast."







(It's nice to not have a building migraine for once today. I feel quite nefarious.)

[ReB]

I'm cooking my brother as we speak. Who knew?!