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It's official, we eat babies
#31
RE: It's official, we eat babies
Placenta recipes

I LOL'ed at the recipes saying "Serve & enjoy!" and "Yummy!"
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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#32
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My *imaginary* internet friend just had a baby, maybe I should try to convince her to sell it so I can bake a meat pie.
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#33
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Every Girlfriend I've ever had has eaten my Baby Batter
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#34
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There's hardly any good meat on babies. Grown men is where it's at. The brain isn't all that, but the meat is to die for. Makes me salivate to think about it.
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#35
RE: It's official, we eat babies
(January 13, 2012 at 11:10 am)Doubting Thomas Wrote: I've often joked about eating babies because it always seems like so many Christians think we do, but on fstdt.com today there was a quote from one who actually does think that cannibalism runs rampant among atheist and is one of our core beliefs:

Atheists are cannibals

Quote:Now, moving right along here there are some disturbing doctrines within the religion of atheism that are cause for concern. It has been brought up repeatedly that since atheism teaches that humans are nothing more than animals, it would be completely acceptable for one human being to eat another if it was a matter of life and death. I believe the theological word for this doctrine is CANNIBALISM! This acceptance of cannibalism as a religious tenet really does confirm the old saying, "If you remove God from academia the best one could ever hope to achieve is to end up with highly educated barbarians". The acceptance of the doctrine of cannibalism into the religion of atheism is the fulfillment of that statement.

Hmm... does red or white wine go best with fundie?


But what about the BACON!!!
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#36
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The brain is where the sweeter meat is - it's a fattier substance. That's why zombies go after it.
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#37
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But with most people, there's very little there.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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#38
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Deep fried battered baby bits are to die for. I especially love the slight crunch you get when you bight down on a little finger... exquisite.
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