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I AM THE GOD WARRIOR!!

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I AM THE GOD WARRIOR!!
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RE: I AM THE GOD WARRIOR!!
April 1, 2012 at 1:24 pm (This post was last modified: April 1, 2012 at 1:25 pm by Tobie.)
Insanityx Wrote:Just for the sake of discussion. If the world does not end in 2 weeks what will your reaction be?

He'll probably say that god told him it was a test of his faith, then he'll go on about how he is the second coming, or some batshit thing like that.
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RE: I AM THE GOD WARRIOR!!
April 1, 2012 at 1:25 pm
I only recognize the authority of one Ultimate Warrior:

[Image: ultimate-warrior.jpg]
"A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything." -Friedrich Nietzsche

"All thinking men are atheists." -Ernest Hemmingway

"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities." -Voltaire
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RE: I AM THE GOD WARRIOR!!
April 1, 2012 at 1:26 pm (This post was last modified: April 1, 2012 at 1:27 pm by orogenicman.)
I say that we should pass a law that says that for every time a so-called prophet claims that the world is going to end at ____________(fill in the blank) time, then they should pay every human being on the planet $1,000 when their prophesy doesn't pan out, and also be charged with fraud. Man, if we'd made a law like that when I was a kid, I'd be very rich by now!
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"I think that in the discussion of natural problems we ought to begin not with the scriptures, but with experiments, demonstrations, and observations".

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#34
RE: I AM THE GOD WARRIOR!!
April 1, 2012 at 1:28 pm
I'm still waiting for the wrath of god to descend upon me for my mockery of him. I guess he must be busy, what with the end so near and all.
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RE: I AM THE GOD WARRIOR!!
April 1, 2012 at 1:29 pm
(April 1, 2012 at 1:28 pm)Paul the Human Wrote: I'm still waiting for the wrath of god to descend upon me for my mockery of him. I guess he must be busy, what with the end so near and all.

What a surprise, because I'm still not on fire, not even a little bit, even though he clearly said "Burn, Blasphemer."
What falls away is always, and is near.

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#36
RE: I AM THE GOD WARRIOR!!
April 1, 2012 at 1:30 pm
I think something is broken in this guys brain...
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RE: I AM THE GOD WARRIOR!!
April 1, 2012 at 1:30 pm
One King Wrote:God is going to shove his righteous dick up your ass in 12 days time!!

Now I know you can't be for real.
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RE: I AM THE GOD WARRIOR!!
April 1, 2012 at 1:31 pm
(April 1, 2012 at 1:30 pm)Faith No More Wrote:
One King Wrote:God is going to shove his righteous dick up your ass in 12 days time!!

Now I know you can't be for real.

His god is gay? Thinking
'The difference between a Miracle and a Fact is exactly the difference between a mermaid and seal. It could not be expressed better.'
-- Samuel "Mark Twain" Clemens

"I think that in the discussion of natural problems we ought to begin not with the scriptures, but with experiments, demonstrations, and observations".

- Galileo Galilei (1564-1642)

"In short, Meyer has shown that his first disastrous book was not a fluke: he is capable of going into any field in which he has no training or research experience and botching it just as badly as he did molecular biology. As I've written before, if you are a complete amateur and don't understand a subject, don't demonstrate the Dunning-Kruger effect by writing a book about it and proving your ignorance to everyone else! "

- Dr. Donald Prothero
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#39
RE: I AM THE GOD WARRIOR!!
April 1, 2012 at 1:32 pm
He's either trolling, he's lost all mental control of himself, or . . .no, actually those are the only two options.
What falls away is always, and is near.

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RE: I AM THE GOD WARRIOR!!
April 1, 2012 at 1:32 pm (This post was last modified: April 1, 2012 at 1:33 pm by Faith No More.)
orogenicman Wrote:His god is gay?

And a rapist.
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