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She said yes. :D
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 (April 1, 2012 at 1:59 pm)Tiberius Wrote: As most of you will be well aware, Shell and I have been in a relationship for some time now, and despite never having physically touched one another, she touched my heart in ways I cannot even begin to describe. Quite honorable. Have you sung her poetry while she flings heavy objects at you? It is quite exhilarating. 
Congratulations. Is there going to be a little Shellberius in the future?
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
Congrats.
P.S. If this turns out to be a prank... Well, you'll find out. 
Fishing for a green card eh? Just how many goats is that going to set your family back?
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
 (April 1, 2012 at 2:38 pm)Ace Otana Wrote: You'll have me on mute but I know you'll both be thinking of me when you're doing it. Shit, I'm not the only one that thinks of you when I'm...? ![[Image: Untitled2_zpswaosccbr.png]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=i1140.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fn569%2Fthesummerqueen%2FUntitled2_zpswaosccbr.png)
Thinks about you thinking about him.............
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
Now I'm getting horny thinking of all this voyeuristic action.
Excuse me while I slip into the shower.  RE: She said yes. :D
April 1, 2012 at 4:43 pm
(This post was last modified: April 1, 2012 at 4:44 pm by Ace Otana.)
(April 1, 2012 at 4:36 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: Shit, I'm not the only one that thinks of you when I'm...? [Rubs chin and smiles] (April 1, 2012 at 4:40 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: Now I'm getting horny thinking of all this voyeuristic action. No! Don't do anything that may affect your current state of arousal. Somehow I need to find a way to get over there really really fast. 
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence - Carl Sagan
Mankind's intelligence walks hand in hand with it's stupidity. Being an atheist says nothing about your overall intelligence, it just means you don't believe in god. Atheists can be as bright as any scientist and as stupid as any creationist. You never really know just how stupid someone is, until you've argued with them. |
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