For my fellow Christians, could you please update your profiles and tags to more specifically identify your theological perspective, e.g. Reformed, Southern Baptist, Evangelical, Lutheran, etc.? That would help us interact better and understand each other's perspectives better.
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April 30, 2012 at 1:06 pm
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As a High Priest of the Church of the Yogage, I can tell you that it does not matter. Yogage is the truth. Only through the Gospels of Sblob and Fistage can you see the true way.
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 (April 30, 2012 at 12:59 pm)ChadWooters Wrote: For my fellow Christians, could you please update your profiles and tags to more specifically identify your theological perspective, e.g. Reformed, Southern Baptist, Evangelical, Lutheran, etc.? That would help us interact better and understand each other's perspectives better. I'm a True Christian ™. You know, the ones who got it right. As opposed to the ones who got it wrong.
"You don't need facts when you got Jesus." -Pastor Deacon Fred, Landover Baptist Church
™: True Christian is a Trademark of the Landover Baptist Church. I have no affiliation with this fine group of True Christians ™ because I can't afford their tithing requirements but would like to be. Maybe someday the Lord will bless me with enough riches that I am able to. And for the lovers of Poe, here's your winking smiley: 
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April 30, 2012 at 1:21 pm
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I would be interested to see what measuring method is used assessing what a True Christian™ is!
(April 30, 2012 at 1:21 pm)LastPoet Wrote: I would be interestd to see what measuring method is used assessing what a True Christian™ is! A Christian who agrees with me. Duh!
"You don't need facts when you got Jesus." -Pastor Deacon Fred, Landover Baptist Church
™: True Christian is a Trademark of the Landover Baptist Church. I have no affiliation with this fine group of True Christians ™ because I can't afford their tithing requirements but would like to be. Maybe someday the Lord will bless me with enough riches that I am able to. And for the lovers of Poe, here's your winking smiley:
I completely agree, its like trying to hit a moving target.
"Your argument is wrong because you don't understand the bible, Hell is not a real place, its metaphorical for the absence of God" "Your argument is wrong because you don't understand the bible, Hell is a real place, full of fire and brimstone for your heathen soul!!!!!?!?" "Your argument is wrong because you don't understand the bible, Hell refers to the state of your own soul" "Your argument is wrong because you don't understand the bible, Hell means your soul is mortal until God grants it immortality" Its difficult to have a rational argument against someone, it is unfair to expect a non-believer to understand the subtle differences between hundreds of different sects, and downright petty and arrogant to then berate them for not understanding what your sect believes. It would be quite helpful.. but then, it seems all christians believe they are the true christian™
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"You don't need facts when you got Jesus." -Pastor Deacon Fred, Landover Baptist Church
™: True Christian is a Trademark of the Landover Baptist Church. I have no affiliation with this fine group of True Christians ™ because I can't afford their tithing requirements but would like to be. Maybe someday the Lord will bless me with enough riches that I am able to. And for the lovers of Poe, here's your winking smiley:
 (April 30, 2012 at 12:59 pm)ChadWooters Wrote: For my fellow Christians, could you please update your profiles and tags to more specifically identify your theological perspective, e.g. Reformed, Southern Baptist, Evangelical, Lutheran, etc.? That would help us interact better and understand each other's perspectives better.How? You'll all end up disagreeing with each other anyway. Meh, I couldn't care less what people identify themselves as anymore, fuck religious beliefs across the board, they bore the snot out of me.  (April 30, 2012 at 12:59 pm)ChadWooters Wrote: For my fellow Christians, could you please update your profiles and tags to more specifically identify your theological perspective, e.g. Reformed, Southern Baptist, Evangelical, Lutheran, etc.? That would help us interact better and understand each other's perspectives better. What about the Jews?
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 (April 30, 2012 at 4:15 pm)Loading Please Wait Wrote:That would apply as well although I have seen any Jewish oriented posts, yet.(April 30, 2012 at 12:59 pm)ChadWooters Wrote: For my fellow Christians, could you please update your profiles and tags to more specifically identify your theological perspective, e.g. Reformed, Southern Baptist, Evangelical, Lutheran, etc.? That would help us interact better and understand each other's perspectives better. |
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