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miami zombie
May 27, 2012 at 5:18 pm
well, anyone asking for proof of zombies (or anyone with a fascination with them), here it is ...

Naked Man Killed by Police near MacArthur Causeway Was Eating Face Off Victim. (story even has some video, not gruesome footage tho)

http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/26/28...nk=addthis
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RE: miami zombie
May 27, 2012 at 5:32 pm
[Image: horatio-caine.jpg]

"I guess the policman.."
*puts on sunglasses*
"..saved the victim from losing face."
Yeeeeeeeah!
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RE: miami zombie
May 27, 2012 at 5:34 pm
And so it begins ...
Trying to update my sig ...
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RE: miami zombie
May 27, 2012 at 5:36 pm
(May 27, 2012 at 5:34 pm)Epimethean Wrote: And so it begins ...

We are all dooomed! Confusedhock:
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RE: miami zombie
May 27, 2012 at 9:45 pm
(May 27, 2012 at 5:36 pm)zebo-the-fat Wrote:
(May 27, 2012 at 5:34 pm)Epimethean Wrote: And so it begins ...

We are all dooomed! Confusedhock:

Nah, this guy has my back.

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RE: miami zombie
May 27, 2012 at 9:48 pm
Hey, it's Florida....


[Image: repubzombies.jpg]


I think that's Marco Rubio in the middle.
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RE: miami zombie
May 27, 2012 at 10:15 pm
(May 27, 2012 at 9:45 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(May 27, 2012 at 5:36 pm)zebo-the-fat Wrote: We are all dooomed! Confusedhock:

Nah, this guy has my back.

[Image: army-of-darkness-boomstick.jpg]

BOOMSTICK!

I heard about this from a friend. Weird shit.
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RE: miami zombie
May 27, 2012 at 11:20 pm
George Romero was right all along...

But his films were much better than that video.
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RE: miami zombie
May 28, 2012 at 11:00 am
Bruce Campbell is the best defense against the army of darkness! Big Grin
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RE: miami zombie
May 28, 2012 at 12:17 pm
Aye, I'll be heading to Bruce's house... Or to Leon S Kennedy's house.
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