Take that, homophobes! [brought to you by JCPenny]

[Panglossian]

http://gawker.com/5914527/jcpenney-respo...ers-day-ad

This made me smile. I'm going shopping at Penny's and then out for lunch at Chick-fil-a looking as much like a lesbian as I can. I'm not a lesbian, but I would be if I didn't love penises so much.

According to the atheists here they don't have to limit their sexuality to just their gender, but also to children and animals. No God means no moral authority. But wait! Why are you all upset that one million moms is boycotting JCP? If we're all just chemical accidents over millions of years than whats all the fuss? You get upset over moral issues but have no justification for doing so. Morality is relative according to all of you. ANYTHING GOES AS LONG AS YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH IT.

Kindly piss off and take your misunderstanding of reality with you.

[Reforged]

This made me smile. I'm going shopping at Penny's and then out for lunch at Chick-fil-a looking as much like a lesbian as I can. I'm not a lesbian, but I would be if I didn't love penises so much.

*ziiip*
*FLOP*
Don't mind me, just hanging around.

[Violet]

This makes me happy ^_^

Maybe I'll shop there more often now

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This made me smile. I'm going shopping at Penny's and then out for lunch at Chick-fil-a looking as much like a lesbian as I can. I'm not a lesbian, but I would be if I didn't love penises so much.

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I have a fix for this...

It is called a strapon

[Whateverist]

Without any logical explanation on why your moral standard should override anyone elses you're arbitrary comments mean nothing. WHY DO WE NEED TO BE MORAL ACCORDING TO YOUR PERSONAL STANDARD???

anyone???

Did someone here tell you to be moral according to their personal standard? I doubt it. That is your specialty. And you feel justified in doing so because you think you have the biggest, baddest god in the woods on your side.

Care to tell use why we need to be moral according to your arbitrary choice of gods?

[downbeatplumb]

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[quote='elunico13' pid='293481' dateline='1338613376']
According to the atheists here they don't have to limit their sexuality to just their gender, but also to children and animals. No God means no moral authority. But wait! Why are you all upset that one million moms is boycotting JCP? If we're all just chemical accidents over millions of years than whats all the fuss? You get upset over moral issues but have no justification for doing so. Morality is relative according to all of you. ANYTHING GOES AS LONG AS YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH IT.

I've never seen any atheists here say homosexuals aren't limited by age or species. That's just bullshit. If it's not give me a direct link to at least one post that says that, otherwise you're a lying liar.

Again you're trying to impose your morality on others. Without justification. Morality is personal but you want me to follow your low standard of morality?
According to you your just evolved matter. Why is it wrong to lie according to your beliefs?

Who needs a moral authority? I can control myself. What kind of moral authority says it's okay to own people, fuck your daughter and murder your children? Your so-called moral authority is okay with that, does that mean you are too?

Is this your idea of controlling yourself LOL?
You take scripture and manipulate it. The Christian God does not approve of those things. BUT you don't have any justification to tell me or anyone else those things are immoral. The problem of morality lies with you.

Anything goes as long as you can get away with it? Not with your god. It's okay to do all of the things I mentioned before, but it's not okay to cut your sideburns, do things on Sunday, eat shellfish, or wear poly cotton blends. I have trouble finding the sense in that.

Tell me, do you cut your hair? I bet you ignore that part, don't you?

Why are you attempting to quote from the Bible without understanding what it says? You're just pissed off, but not coming up with any logical arguments to justify your position and blind faith.

See ya in hell.

Oh, wait! You have jesus, right? So anything goes, just as long as you believe in him and ask for forgiveness.

Again you misquote the Bible.

Fucking educate yourself. Stop running your mouth about things of which you know nothing.

Without any logical explanation on why your moral standard should override anyone elses you're arbitrary comments mean nothing. WHY DO WE NEED TO BE MORAL ACCORDING TO YOUR PERSONAL STANDARD???

anyone???

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I love this guy, he's laugh out loud funny.

[Napoléon]

Lol, watching elunico attempt an argument is like watching a donkey try and play basketball.

[Erinome]

Again you're trying to impose your morality on others. Without justification. Morality is personal but you want me to follow your low standard of morality?

It's not my standard of morality that makes people born homosexuals. It's my standard of morality to treat them with compassion. The same compassion that I would have for anyone, with any sexual orientation. If that's a low standard, then I'd like to know what a high standard looks like.

According to you your just evolved matter. Why is it wrong to lie according to your beliefs?

Everything is just matter, or else it isn't. The fact that we evolved is arbitrary to this conversation.

Is it wrong to lie? The people who wrote the bible did it on every page, and you want me to tell you why it's wrong to lie? LMAO

Is this your idea of controlling yourself LOL?

Is that your idea of being out of control?

You take scripture and manipulate it.

All I do is read it, barf, and repeat what it says to morons like you who wave it around like a flag of supreme morality. Maybe you should actually read it, and then you'd know what I'm talking about.

The Christian God does not approve of those things.

The christian god doesn't approve of the things he commanded?

Who is the xtian god, anyway? Would that be that JEW, jesus?

BUT you don't have any justification to tell me or anyone else those things are immoral. The problem of morality lies with you.

I don't have a problem with my own morality. Seems like you have a huge problem with your own god's morality. Like you wish you could re-write the whole damn bible or something. I never imagined the bible being a bigger piece of shit than it already is... until now.

Why are you attempting to quote from the Bible without understanding what it says? You're just pissed off, but not coming up with any logical arguments to justify your position and blind faith.

I understand that the bible authors really knew how to keep up with the styles of the time, and knew how to change god's mind with a flick of a pen.

"'Do not cut the hair at the sides of your head or clip off the edges of your beard." Lev 19:27

Fastforward~~~~~~~~~

"They shall not shave their heads or let their locks grow long; they shall surely trim the hair of their heads." Ezekiel 44:20

Neat trick, huh!

Don't give me that bullshit. I am perfectly capable of reading and understanding the bible. Sorry to see you're not. Won't stop you from preaching it, will it?

Again you misquote the Bible.

I see you're not correcting me. Just accusing. What's wrong? Don't even know what to look for in your own book to correct the godless heathen?

Figures.

Without any logical explanation on why your moral standard should override anyone elses you're arbitrary comments mean nothing.

Just like a xtian! Did you even click the link and scan over it? There is valuable information there about how homosexuals aren't child molesters just because they're homosexuals, just as heterosexual people aren't pedophiles just because they're heterosexuals. That's what I meant about educating yourself.

Facts have nothing to do with my moral standard overriding anyone else's they're just facts.

WHY DO WE NEED TO BE MORAL ACCORDING TO YOUR PERSONAL STANDARD???

anyone???

No one said you did. I will point out that you're not being moral according to your own god's standard.

Remember what he said about gay people being child molesters?

You want to remember that one part of Leviticus about gay people, twist homosexuality into some sort of immoral thing according to your moral authority, and then you want to claim that christ is your moral authority. Did jesus mention something about homosexuality? Did I miss something?

Nope. You're just hung up on platitudes that have either been debunked by reason/statistics/ science, or not mentioned by the person you call god.

[elunico13]

No one said you did. I will point out that you're not being moral according to your own god's standard.

Remember what he said about gay people being child molesters?

You want to remember that one part of Leviticus about gay people, twist homosexuality into some sort of immoral thing according to your moral authority, and then you want to claim that christ is your moral authority. Did jesus mention something about homosexuality? Did I miss something?

Nope. You're just hung up on platitudes that have either been debunked by reason/statistics/ science, or not mentioned by the person you call god.

Again your throwing morailty around like you have some justification for it. Why are you telling anybody what should and shouldn't be done? Besides according to your beliefs anyone could use survival value as their justification and do whatever they want AS LONG AS THEY CAN GET AWAY WITH IT. over 100,000 unsolved murders in the last decade. Whats to stop anyone using an ammoral belief sytem like yours for their justification?

Of course try using that defense in court LOL!

[Panglossian]

No one said you did. I will point out that you're not being moral according to your own god's standard.

Remember what he said about gay people being child molesters?

You want to remember that one part of Leviticus about gay people, twist homosexuality into some sort of immoral thing according to your moral authority, and then you want to claim that christ is your moral authority. Did jesus mention something about homosexuality? Did I miss something?

Nope. You're just hung up on platitudes that have either been debunked by reason/statistics/ science, or not mentioned by the person you call god.

Again your throwing morailty around like you have some justification for it. Why are you telling anybody what should and shouldn't be done? Besides according to your beliefs anyone could use survival value as their justification and do whatever they want AS LONG AS THEY CAN GET AWAY WITH IT. over 100,000 unsolved murders in the last decade. Whats to stop anyone using an ammoral belief sytem like yours for their justification?

Of course try using that defense in court LOL!

"AS LONG AS THEY CAN GET AWAY WITH IT" are you talking about atheists in general here, because it seems to me that you've projected a false, satanic belief system onto us without any means to back it up. Atheists do not hold an ammoral belief system, we merely aquire moral standards from a different source to you, and don't need to be reminded not to kill people.
And as for your defense in court argument, do you seriously think all atheists go around committing atrocities thinking it's acceptable? We may not share your view of a deity who commands you to murder non-believers; homosexuals; pregnant, un-married women and disobedient childeren, and also that is ok to sell one's daughter into sex slavery, or that if a woman is raped, her attacker is then entitled to take her as a wife, whilst simultaneously preaching to "love thy neighbour", however we do have an extremely clear picture of right and wrong (especially relative to your pseudo-moralistic insanity of a religion). Also, have you heard of this remarkable thing called 'the law'? It doesn't come from religion.

[Annik]

Great. Another homophobe confusing "morality" with equal rights.