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Don't kill the person above you

Poll: How of a bloodthirsty maniac are you?
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I wouldn't hurt a wasp if it stung me five-hundred times.
18.18%
 2 18.18%
All minor annoyances will be exterminated, and also rapists.
36.36%
 4 36.36%
I'm bad... but I feel good.
45.45%
 5 45.45%
Nothing quite compares to the taste of human flesh... just thinking about it makes me all hot and bothered. Ripping throats out, stabbing mercilessly, covered in the spurting blood of the fallen... war is my home.
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Don't kill the person above you
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Don't kill the person above you
June 22, 2012 at 3:08 pm (This post was last modified: June 22, 2012 at 3:23 pm by Violet.)
Because that would be rude.

In the following posts: do your best to not ruthlessly exterminate the mortal who posted just before you.

Failure... will result in death.

Personally, I expect a bloodbath! :madscientist:

And screw the word 'm**h'. I will personally obliterate it from existence.
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Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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RE: Don't kill the person above you
June 22, 2012 at 3:21 pm
* Jackalope kills Lilly.
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RE: Don't kill the person above you
June 22, 2012 at 3:24 pm
*The hand of the grave reaches from the depths of space and plasmates the mighty Cthulhu*
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RE: Don't kill the person above you
June 22, 2012 at 3:28 pm
I don't understand.
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Üze Tengri basmasar, asra Yir telinmeser, Türük bodun ilingin törüngin kim artatı udaçı erti?
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RE: Don't kill the person above you
June 22, 2012 at 3:29 pm (This post was last modified: June 22, 2012 at 3:33 pm by Faith No More.)
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Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: Don't kill the person above you
June 22, 2012 at 3:34 pm
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Faith No More is no more.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Don't kill the person above you
June 22, 2012 at 3:43 pm



Kali accidentally smudges her blackboard of creation with her elbow, erasing Stimbo from existence. Hanuman, seven seas away, strides mightily to her side and helps her restore the missing bits before anyone is the wiser.

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RE: Don't kill the person above you
June 22, 2012 at 3:52 pm
apophenia found herself trapped under a large rock with no hope of rescue. She considered how lucky she was that life had been so good to her up until this point. Then she realised that was not true, especially given her current predicament and so was happy that it wouldn't be troubling her much longer.
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RE: Don't kill the person above you
June 23, 2012 at 12:04 am
I managed to live peacefully beside Darwinian and not kill him. Do I win something?
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-- George Yorgo Veenhuyzen quoted by John W. Loftus in The End of Christianity (p. 103).
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RE: Don't kill the person above you
June 23, 2012 at 12:13 am
You win death.
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