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Current time: November 18, 2024, 2:21 pm

Poll: How of a bloodthirsty maniac are you?
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I wouldn't hurt a wasp if it stung me five-hundred times.
18.18%
2 18.18%
All minor annoyances will be exterminated, and also rapists.
36.36%
4 36.36%
I'm bad... but I feel good.
45.45%
5 45.45%
Nothing quite compares to the taste of human flesh... just thinking about it makes me all hot and bothered. Ripping throats out, stabbing mercilessly, covered in the spurting blood of the fallen... war is my home.
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Don't kill the person above you
#1
Don't kill the person above you
Because that would be rude.

In the following posts: do your best to not ruthlessly exterminate the mortal who posted just before you.

Failure... will result in death.

Personally, I expect a bloodbath! :madscientist:

And screw the word 'm**h'. I will personally obliterate it from existence.
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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#2
RE: Don't kill the person above you
* Jackalope kills Lilly.
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#3
RE: Don't kill the person above you
*The hand of the grave reaches from the depths of space and plasmates the mighty Cthulhu*
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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#4
RE: Don't kill the person above you
I don't understand.
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Üze Tengri basmasar, asra Yir telinmeser, Türük bodun ilingin törüngin kim artatı udaçı erti?
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#5
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Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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#6
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Faith No More is no more.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#7
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Kali accidentally smudges her blackboard of creation with her elbow, erasing Stimbo from existence. Hanuman, seven seas away, strides mightily to her side and helps her restore the missing bits before anyone is the wiser.

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#8
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apophenia found herself trapped under a large rock with no hope of rescue. She considered how lucky she was that life had been so good to her up until this point. Then she realised that was not true, especially given her current predicament and so was happy that it wouldn't be troubling her much longer.
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#9
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I managed to live peacefully beside Darwinian and not kill him. Do I win something?
My ignore list




"The lord doesn't work in mysterious ways, but in ways that are indistinguishable from his nonexistence."
-- George Yorgo Veenhuyzen quoted by John W. Loftus in The End of Christianity (p. 103).
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#10
RE: Don't kill the person above you
You win death.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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