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Atheism Destroyed in Under 50 Seconds
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RE: Atheism Destroyed in Under 50 Seconds
June 24, 2012 at 12:35 pm
And you don't even want to think what Ceiling Cat's got planned for you, but if you need a clue, it contains the word 'nom'.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Atheism Destroyed in Under 50 Seconds
June 24, 2012 at 12:51 pm (This post was last modified: June 24, 2012 at 12:53 pm by Epimethean.)
"I still can't believe why some people don't believe in God."

In a nutshell, this is your problem. Thankfully, it is not ours.
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RE: Atheism Destroyed in Under 50 Seconds
June 24, 2012 at 12:59 pm
hahaha that's just comedy ROFLOL
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RE: Atheism Destroyed in Under 50 Seconds
June 24, 2012 at 1:02 pm
Those were 50 seconds I lost forever! What a load of bollocks!
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RE: Atheism Destroyed in Under 50 Seconds
June 24, 2012 at 2:28 pm



Bless you all for saving me the tragedy of hurtin' ma brain watching this apologetic.









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RE: Atheism Destroyed in Under 50 Seconds
June 24, 2012 at 2:49 pm
there go the claims of this person being a one-post wonder. smh.
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RE: Atheism Destroyed in Under 50 Seconds
June 24, 2012 at 3:01 pm
Someone needs to read textbooks instead of Youtube videos.
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RE: Atheism Destroyed in Under 50 Seconds
June 24, 2012 at 3:05 pm
(June 24, 2012 at 2:49 pm)jackman Wrote: there go the claims of this person being a one-post wonder. smh.

Technically that's exactly what he is. The words and the bonus video may be different, but the subject is pretty much exactly the same. Sad if that's all he's got.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Atheism Destroyed in Under 50 Seconds
June 24, 2012 at 3:28 pm
It's pretty much all that any of them have.
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RE: Atheism Destroyed in Under 50 Seconds
June 24, 2012 at 3:31 pm (This post was last modified: June 24, 2012 at 3:34 pm by Welsh cake.)
Screw the amateurish video. Gbarian, stop with the erroneous presumptions and just answer these questions, or go away. Your choice.

1. Why can't you believe some of us don't believe?
2. Define "god" please.

EDIT:

*reads your "other" insightful post*

Actually, just go away. And let the door hit you on the way out.

You're way too fucking stupid to debate with us.
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