My sister has similar stories about her coop. This morning, they mixed fake greek yogurt instead of mayonaise into a tuna salad.
Slave to the Patriarchy no more
Let your hair down, what bone headed things have you done?
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My sister has similar stories about her coop. This morning, they mixed fake greek yogurt instead of mayonaise into a tuna salad.
Slave to the Patriarchy no more
(July 3, 2012 at 10:17 pm)Annik Wrote: Back when I first started experimenting to make my own kinds of food, I wanted to make a dough so I could wrap some meatballs and a layer of rice in it. I googled "dough recipe" and made the first I could find. That reminds me of the 1980s comedy movie Bachelor Party, "I hope you like potato salad, chunky style" Tom hanks holding a bowl of uncut potatoes sitting on top of lettuce. That sounds like an oops.
Haha, keep in mind, I was about 14 at the time.
RE: Let your hair down, what bone headed things have you done?
July 4, 2012 at 11:05 am
(This post was last modified: July 4, 2012 at 11:13 am by jackman.)
but annik, you still shoulda known when it was blue ... lol, j/k.
they can land a rover on mars, yet they still have to stick a human finger up my ass to do a prostate exam?! - ricky gervais
One time I posted in a thread started by Brian37. Now every time someone posts in that thread it lights up in "My Posts" and I'm compelled to go there even though I will only be annoyed.
I just did it again /facepalm
Ok well, this one time I kidnapped a DA and his girlfriend and placed them both in different warehouses both wired to blow. Batman leaves the girl to die and saves the DA but heres the funny thing;
The DA trips and burns half his face off! HAHAHAH- oh wait, thats the plot to the dark knight. Can I try again?
"That is not dead which can eternal lie and with strange aeons even death may die."
- Abdul Alhazred.
I posted on AF.org drunk.
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura
(July 10, 2012 at 1:45 pm)Kayenneh Wrote: I posted on AF.org drunk. That is a common occurrence for me Cunt
RE: Let your hair down, what bone headed things have you done?
July 10, 2012 at 1:50 pm
(This post was last modified: July 10, 2012 at 1:53 pm by Reforged.)
Alright so I join this circus after my mother got pissy and nearly beat this ginger-nut to death. Needless to say I was pretty upset but this guy cheers me up and tells me he can help me become a star. So he convinces the ringmaster to let me do a massive drop into a bucket of water but obviously I'm scared shitless. The guy gives me a shove, everyone laughs and to be honest its abit humiliating. After that we got drunk and the last thing I remember was seeing some freaky pink shit.
Long story short; I woke up in a tree, met some crows and they taught me how to fly. Top *that*! :-)
"That is not dead which can eternal lie and with strange aeons even death may die."
- Abdul Alhazred. (July 10, 2012 at 1:23 pm)Rhizomorph13 Wrote: One time I posted in a thread started by Brian37. Now every time someone posts in that thread it lights up in "My Posts" and I'm compelled to go there even though I will only be annoyed. Don't feel bad, at least you don't have to work with me in real life. You don't know what a pain in the ass I can be at work during inspection time. Not to mention the look on my co-worker's faces after they ask me "what" to what they know will be a punchline to a really lame joke to where you can tell in their head they are thinking "SOMEBODY PLEASE SHOOT HIM" or "That is 15 seconds of my life I cant get back". |
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