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Another lost soul joins up !
September 25, 2009 at 11:03 am
Hello,
Just joined up, saying hello and may your God NOT be with you !
I became an Atheist because I had some new Christian kittens given me and
after 10 days they became Atheist kittens when they opened their eyes !
Albert
"People are like black holes. They are self centred!"
"You are what was in your mother's genes and what was in your father's jeans!"
"If the Buck stops here, how can the Doe go all the way?"
(Albert's original quotes)
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RE: Another lost soul joins up !
September 25, 2009 at 11:44 am
Welcome to the forums,
My cat is a gnostic theist and praises ME from which all bounty flows! Every morning god strides past him and steps into the rain, paying a little attention to him, before exiting the portal into the bad place (My cat is agoraphobic, no really!). At some unknown time later god will return and allow the ferrets to come out and play and then it is the time for the wilding festival! God can make piles of waste dissappear and lift incredibly heavy objects. God can manifest as a red dot that must be chased; it is a biological imperative!
I've tried to convert him to atheism but his English isn't so good and I only know one word in cat and "meow" isn't really the right way to say it anyway.
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RE: Another lost soul joins up !
September 25, 2009 at 6:18 pm
Welcome Godless - sounds like a biblical name LOL
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RE: Another lost soul joins up !
September 26, 2009 at 3:22 am
Well er thanks for the welcome everyone.
Looking at the smilies available here I see that the fires of hell
are burning bright.
Mmmmm, but nowadays wouldn't they be gas or oil fired?
I spent 50 years in London where I was born and bred (or dragged up!)
and then 26 years in Leicestershire.......
So you see, I am now getting near to those fires.
Anyone for toast?
Albert.
"People are like black holes. They are self centred!"
"You are what was in your mother's genes and what was in your father's jeans!"
"If the Buck stops here, how can the Doe go all the way?"
(Albert's original quotes)
