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Howdy
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I surrender! Take me to your leader! Where's the handcuffs?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
 
Hello!
Thank you all for your kind greetings and welcomes.
Serious, but not entirely serious.
 (December 9, 2012 at 10:40 pm)SkyMutt Wrote: Yet another atheist stopping by to get marching orders for The War on Christmas. Happy to draw mustaches on all the Baby Jesuses that I find, or whatever this year's initiative happens to be. Well, don't destroy private property that does not belong to you. If you had an atheist bumper sticker on your car I am sure you would not want a theist destroying it. Maybe leave a note next to the display about how DNA defies magic babies. But don't physically deface other people's stuff. RE: Howdy
December 13, 2012 at 1:59 pm
(This post was last modified: December 13, 2012 at 2:02 pm by SkyMutt.)
(December 13, 2012 at 12:19 pm)Brian37 Wrote:(December 9, 2012 at 10:40 pm)SkyMutt Wrote: Yet another atheist stopping by to get marching orders for The War on Christmas. Happy to draw mustaches on all the Baby Jesuses that I find, or whatever this year's initiative happens to be. Were I the person it seems that you've assumed me to be, I would ignore your advice. On the other hand, if I am merely parodying the stereotype of the "nasty atheist," your advice seems superfluous. Thank you for your "welcome," Brian37. Mrs. Grundy would be proud.
Serious, but not entirely serious.
(December 13, 2012 at 1:59 pm)SkyMutt Wrote:(December 13, 2012 at 12:19 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Well, don't destroy private property that does not belong to you. If you had an atheist bumper sticker on your car I am sure you would not want a theist destroying it. Well, you being new it might be better for people to get to know you first. I have run into atheists who would be willing to deface crap just to spite theists. Maybe a emotocon and a way over the top joke to make it blatantly obvious. Something like "DAMN IT, WE EAT KITTENS, NOT BABIES!" 
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