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How to build Noah's ark!

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How to build Noah's ark!
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How to build Noah's ark!
December 14, 2012 at 4:34 pm
http://www.ehow.com/how_2120468_build-ark.html


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RE: How to build Noah's ark!
December 14, 2012 at 7:06 pm
Oh, that's classic!

Quote: 2 - Begin gathering animals to carry in the ark. Start with pack animals, which will make it easier to haul in the necessary gopherwood.
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RE: How to build Noah's ark!
December 15, 2012 at 10:18 am
(December 14, 2012 at 7:06 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Oh, that's classic!

Quote: 2 - Begin gathering animals to carry in the ark. Start with pack animals, which will make it easier to haul in the necessary gopherwood.

i know,its hard to believe if this is a joke or a real thing
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RE: How to build Noah's ark!
December 16, 2012 at 6:30 am (This post was last modified: December 16, 2012 at 6:36 am by Justtristo.)
Since the story of Noah's flood comes from earlier Mesopotamian legends of a catastrophic flood, it is likely that Noah's Ark was made out of reeds.

So it would have looked like a giant version of the reed boats which sailed down the Tigris and Euphrates Rivers. Interesting enough these reed boats as proven by an nautical archaeologist from Perth to be sea going.

http://www.abc.net.au/wa/stories/s1462829.htm

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RE: How to build Noah's ark!
December 16, 2012 at 6:33 am (This post was last modified: December 16, 2012 at 6:37 am by Dee Dee Ramone.)
Could any Christian provide a list of animals included on the noah's ark, because biologists keep wasting time searching for all of them on the bottom of the ocean and deep in brazil's forests...
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