The confession thread

[John V]

I'm snacking on scrapple right now. Scrapple is the leftover parts of the pig - tail, snout, heart, etc - ground up and mixed with corn meal, then fried to a deep brown. Quite delicious!

[Tea Earl Grey Hot]

None of you people are real. When I wake up all of this will be gone.

[Nine]

None if you people are real. When I wake up all of this will be gone.

Eventually you will sleep again.

[thesummerqueen]

I confess I have no idea where John V was going in deciding that atheist = sci-fi. But I also confess that I frequently have no idea where any conversations with theists on this board are going, mostly because I don't have the stamina for the mental masturbation, having a life to live and reality to concentrate on.

I also confess that I spent over $100 this weekend on 'fripparies' - prizes for our Darwin Day Bash (best hat, weirdest hat, etc), plus new stationary for me, plus expensive tea from a tea boutique (three kinds of black for David, one ginger and one botanical for me, all divine) and a toy for the dog where, when he holds it up in his mouth, it gives him one of those fake black hipster mustaches. He won't hold it up now that he learned that means the camera comes out, and he long ago learned that phone or camera means "hold still!" and said fuck that.

[Dee Dee Ramone]

I quit smoking yesterday. It's not a confession, but I wanted to write it somewhere because I feel fucking terrible and I want to kick anybody in my way....how pathetic....that's about the confession. Anyone who reads this is an assole anyway, including me.

[Something completely different]

I confess quiting smoking a few years ago, because my then girlfriend told me she would otherwise refuse to kiss me. And being the twat that I am, I started again after she left me.

[Shell B]

I quit smoking six months ago. I have yet to pick up the habit again.

[My imaginary friend is GOD]

I want to date a couple. Really date them, not just be used for sex. (Been there already.) Preferably I would want them to be a female-female couple so I could have sex with them both. But maybe somehow it could work out with a male-female couple if the male respected my space and my sexuality. I doubt it though, because who doesn't want sex in a relationship?

[Nine]

I'm playing my Xbox again. Manage to stop for a while but now its back.

[Violet]

I want to date a couple. Really date them, not just be used for sex. (Been there already.) Preferably I would want them to be a female-female couple so I could have sex with them both. But maybe somehow it could work out with a male-female couple if the male respected my space and my sexuality. I doubt it though, because who doesn't want sex in a relationship?

You're not the only one. Unfortunately, my girl is awfully jealous

If she liked you enough, I'm very open...