The confession thread

[Napoléon]

In light of a couple of recent threads, I thought it would be an interesting idea to make a single thread where we could all share some confessions, be them serious or not. No, you don't have to start off by saying "forgive me father for I have sinned" or any of that shit.

My confession? I have eaten pizza for the last 4 days. I need to sort my life out.

[Annik]

I ate a whole pizza today. And I've spent almost 10 hours just on this:

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I have 10 other things to design, print, assemble and photograph by Friday. @____@ I need to manage my time better.

[Psykhronic]

I like men's nipples.

[Gilgamesh]

I don't even lift.

[Brian37]

My mother was a teacher when I was a teen. If I had gotten caught doing what I did in the basement with the parties I had, she could have gotten in deep trouble. I am soooooo glad I got past all that crap.

[festive1]

I bought a pack of cigarettes today. Read an article that says if you quit by the time you're 40 it balances out in the wash... Using this as justification...

[Napoléon]

I bought a pack of cigarettes today.

hakeshead: I'm disappointed in you. Really I am.

[festive1]

Okay, how about this: On Friday I was sorely tempted to mow down a group of March for Life protesters pouring out of my local Metro station and crossing against the signal.

[Jackalope]

I washed down my pain medicine with two Coronas.

Imma naughty boy.

P.S. I ate the last piece of banana bread too.

[Nine]

I slept for 16 hours on Wednesday. Twas awesome.