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The "I have a confession thread"

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The "I have a confession thread"
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The "I have a confession thread"
November 30, 2015 at 12:05 pm
Have something you need to get off your chest? A confession to make? 

Make it here, without being put in a small, confined box and being told to do 150,000 hail mary's in order to absolve your sin(s)

Here we go... I'll start. 

I have a confession. 

I hate mushrooms.
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RE: The "I have a confession thread"
November 30, 2015 at 12:10 pm
I hate christards.
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RE: The "I have a confession thread"
November 30, 2015 at 12:22 pm
I replaced GWB with a replicant. Kind of embarrassed at how that turned out.
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RE: The "I have a confession thread"
November 30, 2015 at 12:45 pm
GWB? Dubbya?
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RE: The "I have a confession thread"
November 30, 2015 at 12:45 pm
(November 30, 2015 at 12:10 pm)Minimalist Wrote: I hate christards.

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RE: The "I have a confession thread"
November 30, 2015 at 1:02 pm
This goes to my eldest daughter, who has been convinced since a young age that she hates all manner of seafood. You know that Thanksgiving several years ago, the one during which you ate several helpings of my stuffing and declared it was the best you'd ever had?

It was oyster stuffing.

<Cue evil laughter>
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RE: The "I have a confession thread"
November 30, 2015 at 1:11 pm
I once sort-of cheated in a Magic:TG tournament. The guy totally deserved it, but I still shouldn't have done it. A blot on my resume.
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RE: The "I have a confession thread"
November 30, 2015 at 1:21 pm
I wish they would tax fat people.
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RE: The "I have a confession thread"
November 30, 2015 at 1:33 pm
I confess I need to get out of bed.

(November 30, 2015 at 1:21 pm)DespondentFishdeathMasochismo Wrote: I wish they would tax fat people.

Gosh. You're such a peach.
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RE: The "I have a confession thread"
November 30, 2015 at 1:49 pm (This post was last modified: November 30, 2015 at 1:49 pm by DespondentFishdeathMasochismo.)
(November 30, 2015 at 1:33 pm)The_Empress Wrote: I confess I need to get out of bed.

(November 30, 2015 at 1:21 pm)DespondentFishdeathMasochismo Wrote: I wish they would tax fat people.

Gosh. You're such a peach.

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