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Sum up your last sexual encounter

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Sum up your last sexual encounter
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#61
RE: Sum up your last sexual encounter
June 5, 2013 at 12:58 pm
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#62
RE: Sum up your last sexual encounter
June 5, 2013 at 1:01 pm
The Future Farmer's Guide to Sheep Ranching
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RE: Sum up your last sexual encounter
June 5, 2013 at 1:03 pm
Mission Impossible!
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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#64
RE: Sum up your last sexual encounter
June 5, 2013 at 1:18 pm
Beauty and the Beast.
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#65
RE: Sum up your last sexual encounter
June 5, 2013 at 1:24 pm
Night of the Living dead.
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#66
RE: Sum up your last sexual encounter
June 5, 2013 at 2:05 pm
LotR - The Two Towers
LotR - The Return of the King

spaceBalls

Django Unchained

Clash of the Titans

Snow white and the Huntsman

The Hunt for the Hidden Relic (a german movie, originally, Das Jesus Video about a time traveler who films jesus Wink )

Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy
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RE: Sum up your last sexual encounter
June 5, 2013 at 2:08 pm
Spaceballs?! Giggle
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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#68
RE: Sum up your last sexual encounter
June 5, 2013 at 2:18 pm
Ny actual last sexual encounter..?

Ok - Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex But Were Afraid to Ask
(in order)

Meatless Days and Sleepless Nights
Little Big Horn
Lonesome Dove
Call Girl
Indecent Proposal
Snatch
Tango & Cash
Cold Comfort
The Long Walk Home
The Great Depression
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#69
RE: Sum up your last sexual encounter
June 5, 2013 at 2:27 pm
"Wake Me When It's Over"

"Cat On A Hot Tin Roof"

One is from my point of view, one from my wife's.
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#70
RE: Sum up your last sexual encounter
June 5, 2013 at 2:31 pm
Wow, this is the best kudos-whoring thread around these days. Cool Shades
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