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Dumb Things Theists Say
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RE: Dumb Things Theists Say
July 5, 2013 at 7:51 pm
(July 5, 2013 at 6:29 pm)Godschild Wrote:
(July 5, 2013 at 4:10 pm)Ryantology Wrote: We have too many theists here who seem to be racing each other to the bottom.

And you're looking up and waiting.

All I see are your asses, but that alone doesn't help me determine which direction you're going.
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RE: Dumb Things Theists Say
July 6, 2013 at 1:25 am
(July 5, 2013 at 7:51 pm)Ryantology Wrote:
(July 5, 2013 at 6:29 pm)Godschild Wrote: And you're looking up and waiting.

All I see are your asses, but that alone doesn't help me determine which direction you're going.

No matter what way we're going it still leaves you in the rear.
God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
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RE: Dumb Things Theists Say
July 6, 2013 at 1:43 am
(July 6, 2013 at 1:25 am)Godschild Wrote:
(July 5, 2013 at 7:51 pm)Ryantology Wrote: All I see are your asses, but that alone doesn't help me determine which direction you're going.

No matter what way we're going it still leaves you in the rear.

Not if you're reversing.

Isn't that the kind of thing christianity excels at?
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RE: Dumb Things Theists Say
July 7, 2013 at 3:59 pm (This post was last modified: July 7, 2013 at 4:00 pm by viocjit.)
A day a Muslim said to me that I refuse to accept that Adam and Eve really existed because my brain is too small.

Seriously Adam and Eve never existed and in the Quranic version of the story of Adam and Eve , Eve was created by Allah after Adam with clay.
We have three problems :

1.Humans are not made with clay.
2.The evolution theory is true.
3.The woman existed in the same time of the apparition of the man.
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RE: Dumb Things Theists Say
July 7, 2013 at 4:20 pm
(July 7, 2013 at 3:59 pm)viocjit Wrote: A day a Muslim said to me that I refuse to accept that Adam and Eve really existed because my brain is too small.

Seriously Adam and Eve never existed and in the Quranic version of the story of Adam and Eve , Eve was created by Allah after Adam with clay.
We have three problems :

1.Humans are not made with clay.
2.The evolution theory is true.
3.The woman existed in the same time of the apparition of the man.

4. Genetically, men are modifications of the female design. Why would God create the variation first and then the theme afterwards?
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RE: Dumb Things Theists Say
July 7, 2013 at 4:28 pm (This post was last modified: July 7, 2013 at 4:28 pm by Whateverist.)
(July 7, 2013 at 4:20 pm)DeistPaladin Wrote:
(July 7, 2013 at 3:59 pm)viocjit Wrote: A day a Muslim said to me that I refuse to accept that Adam and Eve really existed because my brain is too small.

Seriously Adam and Eve never existed and in the Quranic version of the story of Adam and Eve , Eve was created by Allah after Adam with clay.
We have three problems :

1.Humans are not made with clay.
2.The evolution theory is true.
3.The woman existed in the same time of the apparition of the man.

4. Genetically, men are modifications of the female design. Why would God create the variation first and then the theme afterwards?

Absolutely correct. The male body is essentially a testosterone infused female body. I'm not sure if it makes any sense to ask how a human body infused with neither estrogen nor testosterone would develop or what it would eventually look like.
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RE: Dumb Things Theists Say
July 7, 2013 at 4:30 pm
"Islam will dominate the world"


I constantly find this phrase in the news.

On paper signs held up by a bun of 5-6 people who are members of a recently banned organisation standing infront of a rural courthouse alone in the snow. - pathetic.
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RE: Dumb Things Theists Say
July 7, 2013 at 6:48 pm
(June 22, 2013 at 12:15 am)Atheistic_Dan Wrote: Not entirely sure if this is in the right section, but having just had a rather big debate with some theists on Twitter I thought it'd be good to share some of the dumbest things you've read.

I've seen some dumb things in my time, but I think this one takes the biscuit

Theist: God heals everyone who deserves it
Me: Tell that to the millions of cancer suffers
Theist: They're obviously not religious enough
Me: Really? People who pray everyday for help aren't religious?
Her: Real religious people wouldn't get cancer

I mean, come on! I asked her to provide statistics to prove that, she of course failed and resulted to blocking me!


Sounds like this lady has, as psychologist Darrell Ray would say, caught the God Virus.
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RE: Dumb Things Theists Say
July 7, 2013 at 6:59 pm
(July 6, 2013 at 1:25 am)Godschild Wrote:
(July 5, 2013 at 7:51 pm)Ryantology Wrote: All I see are your asses, but that alone doesn't help me determine which direction you're going.

No matter what way we're going it still leaves you in the rear.

*insert butt sex joke here*
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RE: Dumb Things Theists Say
July 8, 2013 at 8:51 am
(July 7, 2013 at 4:28 pm)whateverist Wrote:
(July 7, 2013 at 4:20 pm)DeistPaladin Wrote: 4. Genetically, men are modifications of the female design. Why would God create the variation first and then the theme afterwards?

Absolutely correct. The male body is essentially a testosterone infused female body. I'm not sure if it makes any sense to ask how a human body infused with neither estrogen nor testosterone would develop or what it would eventually look like.

I'm OK to say that this is correct.
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