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Damn it! Who told them?!

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Damn it! Who told them?!
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RE: Damn it! Who told them?!
January 3, 2010 at 11:35 am
Well hell Evie, I was wondering why you weren't at the last meeting of the Evil Athiest Militants.

I guess you didn't get the memo.

As long as the xtians don't call in the wildlife to do battle like Aquaman or the Nav'i our seket military base should be secure.

"Tis why we built it on such a small island. The wildlife there is small and easily destroyed.

Now if they call in the Kraken we'll be in trouble. [Image: WIP__Kraken_by_DaKraken.jpg]
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RE: Damn it! Who told them?!
January 3, 2010 at 11:42 am
Luckily for us the Kraken (almost certainly) doesn't exist (those of us atheists (the majority I think? (and I hope!!) who disbelieve in Krakens as well as disbelieving deities that is!!))).

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RE: Damn it! Who told them?!
January 3, 2010 at 11:49 am
What?! Big tittied Krakens are not real?

Ok

It was a nice dream anyhow.
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RE: Damn it! Who told them?!
January 3, 2010 at 11:53 am (This post was last modified: January 3, 2010 at 11:53 am by chatpilot.)
Dotard, that shit was hilarious! What a way to start my morning. Nothing better than an atheist conspiracy theory. I wonder from what movies or video games they got those military clips from. We are certainly doomed if xtians come after us with those swords because God will be the wielder and they will be the vessels of his holy war.

Now back to reality, thanks again for that I truly needed a good laugh. Operation teapot lol that's a good one!
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RE: Damn it! Who told them?!
January 3, 2010 at 11:59 am
I'm bewildered as to why Pippy hasn't jumped on this conspiracy theory.

@chatpilot;

Vote for me for funniest member then. Always happy to bring some laughter to the table.
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January 3, 2010 at 12:13 pm
Well, at least you make your begging discreet Big Grin

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RE: Damn it! Who told them?!
January 3, 2010 at 12:14 pm
OSU

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RE: Damn it! Who told them?!
January 3, 2010 at 12:20 pm
I expected "STFU"... :S Odd....

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January 3, 2010 at 12:38 pm
OSU is nicer.
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January 3, 2010 at 1:07 pm
That judgement of yours is subjective of course Wink

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