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The Quran - A Miracle
#91
RE: The Quran - A Miracle
(August 6, 2013 at 12:46 pm)Captain Colostomy Wrote: I thought a Qur'an was the name of those disposable paper ass gaskets you see in public restrooms.

Around here, those are known as "butt gaskets", or "cowboy hats" if you happen to be in a country western bar.
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#92
RE: The Quran - A Miracle
(August 6, 2013 at 12:47 pm)Stimbo Wrote: I prefer the Kerrang anyway.

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#93
RE: The Quran - A Miracle
And that's actually me on the cover, right before I threw up all over the camera.

That's my claim and there's the evidence to prove it.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#94
RE: The Quran - A Miracle
The only miracle is that anyone takes it seriously.
Skepticism is not a position; it is an approach to claims.
Science is not a subject, but a method.
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#95
RE: The Quran - A Miracle
The only fucking "miracle of the quran" is that millions of stupid people fell for the lies and manipulations of a paedophile
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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#96
RE: The Quran - A Miracle
Yeh right we get the idea, you all don't believe in the quran and neither do I. This forum is as dull as fuck with no muslims to argue with


Are you ready for the fire? We are firemen. WE ARE FIREMEN! The heat doesn’t bother us. We live in the heat. We train in the heat. It tells us that we’re ready, we’re at home, we’re where we’re supposed to be. Flames don’t intimidate us. What do we do? We control the flame. We control them. We move the flames where we want to. And then we extinguish them.

Impersonation is treason.





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#97
RE: The Quran - A Miracle
Hey, don't generalise. I believe in the kerrang.

I just don't believe the story inside it is true.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#98
RE: The Quran - A Miracle
Seems like it was such a miracle he stopped posting.

And he never answered chad's question either.
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#99
RE: The Quran - A Miracle
@ThatMuslimGuy2...

Dude, you've wandered into the logical reasoning zone. Back out slowly or prepare to be assimilated!
Shifty
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RE: The Quran - A Miracle
(August 15, 2013 at 10:37 am)Stimbo Wrote: Hey, don't generalise. I believe in the kerrang.

I just don't believe the story inside it is true.

I definitely don't believe in the kerrang since mick wall started an argument with axle rose and always gives guns n roses bad reviews.


Are you ready for the fire? We are firemen. WE ARE FIREMEN! The heat doesn’t bother us. We live in the heat. We train in the heat. It tells us that we’re ready, we’re at home, we’re where we’re supposed to be. Flames don’t intimidate us. What do we do? We control the flame. We control them. We move the flames where we want to. And then we extinguish them.

Impersonation is treason.





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