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Miracle. Born again, again. I'm no longer atheist.

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Miracle. Born again, again. I'm no longer atheist.
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RE: Miracle. Born again, again. I'm no longer atheist.
November 2, 2013 at 7:59 am
(November 1, 2013 at 7:59 pm)Stimbo Wrote:
(November 1, 2013 at 3:12 am)max-greece Wrote: Origami as a business looks good on paper - but they all fold in the end.

Well, I bought shares in an origami company and I see my money increases.

Yes - I am strangely drawn to Origami inc.

But will it survive the cuts?
Kuusi palaa, ja on viimeinen kerta kun annan vaimoni laittaa jouluvalot!
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RE: Miracle. Born again, again. I'm no longer atheist.
November 2, 2013 at 8:01 am
(November 2, 2013 at 7:59 am)max-greece Wrote:
(November 1, 2013 at 7:59 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Well, I bought shares in an origami company and I see my money increases.

Yes - I am strangely drawn to Origami inc.

But will it survive the cuts?

No, if there are to be cuts the origami has already lost its orthodoxy.
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November 2, 2013 at 8:02 am
(November 2, 2013 at 8:01 am)whateverist Wrote:
(November 2, 2013 at 7:59 am)max-greece Wrote: Yes - I am strangely drawn to Origami inc.

But will it survive the cuts?

No, if there are to be cuts the origami has already lost its orthodoxy.

OK - here we go:

BLASPHEMER!!!
Kuusi palaa, ja on viimeinen kerta kun annan vaimoni laittaa jouluvalot!
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RE: Miracle. Born again, again. I'm no longer atheist.
November 2, 2013 at 8:09 am
(October 31, 2013 at 6:58 pm)freedomfromfallacy Wrote: This resembles my first three 'first' books.

[Image: writers-block.jpg]

Pages all neatly numbered, of course.

This, resembles my room when I have a cold.
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November 2, 2013 at 8:14 am (This post was last modified: November 2, 2013 at 8:15 am by Whateverist.)
Sadly it still resembles my room since I had that cold two months ago.
(November 2, 2013 at 8:02 am)max-greece Wrote:
(November 2, 2013 at 8:01 am)whateverist Wrote: No, if there are to be cuts the origami has already lost its orthodoxy.

OK - here we go:

BLASPHEMER!!!

HERETIC!
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November 2, 2013 at 8:54 am
(November 2, 2013 at 8:09 am)Darwinian Wrote: This, resembles my room when I have a cold.

Resembles my room as well, for much the same reasons. Apart from having a cold.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Miracle. Born again, again. I'm no longer atheist.
November 2, 2013 at 8:56 am
Saw a documentary about the history and popularity of origami. It was on paper view.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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November 2, 2013 at 11:16 am
(November 2, 2013 at 8:56 am)Stimbo Wrote: Saw a documentary about the history and popularity of origami. It was on paper view.

You would make a perfect middle school math teacher.
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November 2, 2013 at 12:02 pm
(November 2, 2013 at 11:16 am)whateverist Wrote:
(November 2, 2013 at 8:56 am)Stimbo Wrote: Saw a documentary about the history and popularity of origami. It was on paper view.

You would make a perfect middle school math teacher.

Length times width divided by shite.

...times 2 times pi times radius.
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RE: Miracle. Born again, again. I'm no longer atheist.
November 3, 2013 at 3:49 am



I fear this will not be the swan song of these puns.
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