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Wanted! Dead or Alive?
December 3, 2013 at 7:17 pm
WANTED! Have You Found This Man?
REWARD!
Aliases: Jesus, Son of God, Yahweh, "J" the Carpenter
Last Known Addresses: Bethlehem, Nazareth, Jerusalem, The Right Hand of God, The hearts of men
Known Accomplices: Simon Peter, Andrew his brother, James son of Zebedee, John his brother, Philip, Bartholomew, Thomas, Matthew, Thaddeus, James son of Alphaeus, Simon the Cananean, Judas Iscariot, Paul (formerly Saul of Tarsus)
Wanted For: Crimes against Humanity, including, but not limited to: Malevolent Dictatorship, Jealousy, Envy, Strife, Discord, Dissensions, Murder, and a general hatred for all that is truly good.
Reward For Exposing This Liar!
The guarantee of release from religious bondage and oppression
is yours to be had today!
to expose him for the stinker he is!
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RE: Wanted! Dead or Alive?
December 3, 2013 at 7:27 pm
Is he a cowboy? Does he ride a steel horse?
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RE: Wanted! Dead or Alive?
December 3, 2013 at 7:33 pm
(This post was last modified: December 3, 2013 at 7:34 pm by Chad32.)
I found him hiding in my bread! Then someone slathered jelly on it and ate it. I can't wait until he gets pooped out in three days.
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RE: Wanted! Dead or Alive?
December 4, 2013 at 5:08 am
He's supposed to rise again, does that mean he'll be a floater?
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RE: Wanted! Dead or Alive?
December 4, 2013 at 5:12 am
(December 4, 2013 at 5:08 am)Optimistic Mysanthrope Wrote: He's supposed to rise again, does that mean he'll be a floater? Few will appreciate your contribution. I am one of the few 
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RE: Wanted! Dead or Alive?
December 4, 2013 at 5:27 am
So you're looking for a green eyed white guy with beautiful tousled hair, neat goatee and a perfect complexion?
Sorry - doesn't ring any bells with me.
Kuusi palaa, ja on viimeinen kerta kun annan vaimoni laittaa jouluvalot!
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RE: Wanted! Dead or Alive?
December 4, 2013 at 7:20 am
(This post was last modified: December 4, 2013 at 7:21 am by Lion IRC.)
Jesus is busy ATM
...caring for the sad, depressed, downtrodden, lepers, the poor in spirit, the weak, the oppressed..
He doesn't have time to stop and answer your lame, mundane, inane demands for Him to stop what He is doing.
Feel free to keep demanding that He stop what He is doing and give you a "sign" you that won't believe anyway.
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RE: Wanted! Dead or Alive?
December 4, 2013 at 8:30 am
(December 4, 2013 at 7:20 am)Lion IRC Wrote: Jesus is busy ATM
IGNORING the sad, depressed, downtrodden, lepers, the poor in spirit, the weak, the oppressed..
He doesn't have time to stop and answer your lame, mundane, inane demands for Him to stop what He is doing.
Feel free to keep demanding that He stop what He is doing and give you a "sign" you that won't believe anyway.
There, fixed it for you buddy.
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If you're not supposed to ride faster than your guardian angel can fly then mine had better get a bloody SR-71.
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RE: Wanted! Dead or Alive?
December 4, 2013 at 8:42 am
(This post was last modified: December 4, 2013 at 8:44 am by LastPoet.)
Busy he is, doing all that nailed to a cross 
That guy seems to appear in Ryantology's signature, hmmm.... 
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RE: Wanted! Dead or Alive?
December 4, 2013 at 10:59 am
(December 3, 2013 at 7:33 pm)Chad32 Wrote: I found him hiding in my bread! Then someone slathered jelly on it and ate it. I can't wait until he gets pooped out in three days.
(December 4, 2013 at 5:08 am)Optimistic Mysanthrope Wrote: He's supposed to rise again, does that mean he'll be a floater?
You guys are just oppressing the poor, helpless Christians with your disrespect.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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