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Wanted! Dead or Alive?
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RE: Wanted! Dead or Alive?
(December 4, 2013 at 7:20 am)Lion IRC Wrote: Jesus is busy ATM
...caring for the sad, depressed, downtrodden, lepers, the poor in spirit, the weak, the oppressed..
He doesn't have time to stop and answer your lame, mundane, inane demands for Him to stop what He is doing.
Feel free to keep demanding that He stop what He is doing and give you a "sign" you that won't believe anyway.

Except that he's kind of supposed to be all powerful, and really wants to keep us from going to hell. When you make a pit of fire that everyone who doesn't believe in you goes into, and you tell everyone that you/your father is omni everything, then there's no excuse for not letting everyone know you're there personally. Not just people who grow up in certain areas of the world.

And don't give us that free will stuff. Not only did God not have a problem interfering with free will in the old testament, there were apparently people who saw him in person that still had free will.

Not to mention that if the middle eastern Jewish carpenter ever really comes back, he won't look like that picture in the first post.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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