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Jack Chick: Craziest Man Ever?
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Jack Chick: Craziest Man Ever?
I honestly don't think you can get much crazier than this man. What do you think of him?
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RE: Jack Chick: Craziest Man Ever?
(December 10, 2013 at 11:17 pm)MarxRaptor Wrote: I honestly don't think you can get much crazier than this man. What do you think of him?

As in Chick Tracts?

Yup, the guy's a complete loon!

ROFLOL

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RE: Jack Chick: Craziest Man Ever?
Dude's easily crazier than Anton LaVey, without a doubt.
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RE: Jack Chick: Craziest Man Ever?
(December 10, 2013 at 11:32 pm)Beccs Wrote:
(December 10, 2013 at 11:17 pm)MarxRaptor Wrote: I honestly don't think you can get much crazier than this man. What do you think of him?

As in Chick Tracts?

Yup, the guy's a complete loon!

ROFLOL
Yep, that guy.

Just to sum up his beliefs:

-Catholics started Islam, communism & Nazism
-All Bibles other than King James are the work of Satan
-The NWO is taking over!
-Obelisks like the Washington monument were made to spite god

Need I continue? I mainly made this thread to see if anyone would actually be stupid enough to defend Chick (like one of the Christian fundies lurking on this forum).
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RE: Jack Chick: Craziest Man Ever?
I've been a fan of the guy's insanity for years. I've written a few dissections of his works, and I even tried to post one of them here. Sadly, the images didn't show up.
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RE: Jack Chick: Craziest Man Ever?
(December 10, 2013 at 11:43 pm)MarxRaptor Wrote:
(December 10, 2013 at 11:32 pm)Beccs Wrote: As in Chick Tracts?

Yup, the guy's a complete loon!

ROFLOL
Yep, that guy.

Just to sum up his beliefs:

-Catholics started Islam, communism & Nazism
-All Bibles other than King James are the work of Satan
-The NWO is taking over!
-Obelisks like the Washington monument were made to spite god

Need I continue? I mainly made this thread to see if anyone would actually be stupid enough to defend Chick (like one of the Christian fundies lurking on this forum).

Never underestimate the propensity of some to defend the indefensible. Ask and I'm sure yet will receive.
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RE: Jack Chick: Craziest Man Ever?
Earlier this year, someone dropped a Chick Tract in my mailbox; I was delighted. We don't get a whole lot of religious propaganda in my area, and getting something that wonderfully insane was a real treat. I think I still have it in a desk drawer or something. Tongue
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RE: Jack Chick: Craziest Man Ever?
(December 11, 2013 at 2:17 am)Esquilax Wrote: Earlier this year, someone dropped a Chick Tract in my mailbox; I was delighted. We don't get a whole lot of religious propaganda in my area, and getting something that wonderfully insane was a real treat. I think I still have it in a desk drawer or something. Tongue

Yeah... WAY more fun than The Watchtower!
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RE: Jack Chick: Craziest Man Ever?
One thing is certain. Chick Tracts make for lousy toilet paper.
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RE: Jack Chick: Craziest Man Ever?
Yeah; too glossy, too small and covered in shit already.

I'd honestly never even heard of the bloke or his fap fantasies before getting hooked up to the web (cheers, Google Rolleyes ). In fact, as I recall my first exposure to Chick radiation was via the jhuger parodies - the "Kissing Hank's Ass" guy. To start with, they flew right over my head as I had no idea what I was looking at. It didn't take long for my sweet innocence to be violated.

Some time later, my sweet Princess and I were on our way back home from the cinema (Spiderman 3, as I recall) when we both spotted this little pamphlet on the ground. It took me a second or two but I recognised it as a genuine Chick tract... the first, and so far only, one I've ever seen in the wild. Of course, Sam was curious as to what it was, as she'd never seen one at all (I think she thought it was money at first) so she picked it up and leafed through it. A few pages later she'd seen enough and it was in its natural habitat, the bin.
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