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Jack Chick: Craziest Man Ever?

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Jack Chick: Craziest Man Ever?
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RE: Jack Chick: Craziest Man Ever?
December 11, 2013 at 2:17 pm
I've collected a few Chick tracts here and there. When we visited Virginia Beach, a bunch of kids were handing them out to everyone passing by on the street.

What's even better than Chick tracts are the Chick tract parodies:

http://www.weirdcrap.com/chick/archive.html
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RE: Jack Chick: Craziest Man Ever?
December 11, 2013 at 2:22 pm
(December 11, 2013 at 2:41 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: One thing is certain. Chick Tracts make for lousy toilet paper.

(December 11, 2013 at 5:42 am)Stimbo Wrote: Yeah; too glossy, too small and covered in shit already.

Honestly, when you're out of TP, nothing beats the original for that application.


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RE: Jack Chick: Craziest Man Ever?
December 11, 2013 at 2:27 pm
For a long while, I thought the real Chick tracts were atheist parodies.

Durrrr.

There's nobody that deluded, is there? Yup. There is.
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RE: Jack Chick: Craziest Man Ever?
December 11, 2013 at 2:37 pm
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RE: Jack Chick: Craziest Man Ever?
December 12, 2013 at 2:44 pm
There is a movie about Chick called God's Cartoonist:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtoJV7sKAwU

I find the tracts to be quite fascinating in their utter bizarreness. I remember coming across one for the first time in the late 70s and I assumed that it was a parody -- and I thought it was hilarious. Later I discovered that these were not a parody and that the author was serious -- no, seriously.

Chick Publications has published numerous authors who have been exposed as frauds, such as, Rebecca Brown and "Alberto." Chick has also published some authors who have been dismissed as complete crackpots, such as, Bill Schnobelen, who claims that he was once a vampire -- no, seriously. Every single author that Chick has published, without exception, has been a fraud or a crackpot.

I have wondered if there has ever been a single case of someone converting to xtianity via Chick tract.
A mind is a terrible thing to waste -- don't pollute it with bullshit.
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RE: Jack Chick: Craziest Man Ever?
December 12, 2013 at 2:50 pm
Notice that Chick publications discontinued the one about Lisa, but you can still find it online. It's considered the most vile and disgusting Chick tract ever made.

http://jackchick.wordpress.com/2011/04/0.../#more-481
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RE: Jack Chick: Craziest Man Ever?
December 12, 2013 at 3:10 pm
(December 12, 2013 at 2:50 pm)Doubting Thomas Wrote: Notice that Chick publications discontinued the one about Lisa, but you can still find it online. It's considered the most vile and disgusting Chick tract ever made.

http://jackchick.wordpress.com/2011/04/0.../#more-481

The FUCK did I just see?
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RE: Jack Chick: Craziest Man Ever?
December 12, 2013 at 3:11 pm
Chick is one sick puppy.
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RE: Jack Chick: Craziest Man Ever?
December 12, 2013 at 3:51 pm
(December 12, 2013 at 3:10 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: The FUCK did I just see?

A religious tract that says it's OK to abuse and molest your daughter as long as you beg God for forgiveness and accept Jesus as your lord and savior. Who cares about all the physical and emotional trauma your child went through? You're going to heaven now!
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RE: Jack Chick: Craziest Man Ever?
December 13, 2013 at 12:33 pm
(December 12, 2013 at 3:51 pm)Doubting Thomas Wrote:
(December 12, 2013 at 3:10 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: The FUCK did I just see?

A religious tract that says it's OK to abuse and molest your daughter as long as you beg God for forgiveness and accept Jesus as your lord and savior. Who cares about all the physical and emotional trauma your child went through? You're going to heaven now!

And unless the child does the specialmagicjesusdance AND forgives the piece of shit who molested her -- to hell with her.

That is the mentality.
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