Tell me more about _______?

[pocaracas]

I have webbed toes, or syndactyly affecting the feet and they look almost like this, but hairier (some people may find this a bit disturbing):

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Does this mean you're good at swimming?

I should... but only two middle toes are joined... so it's mostly irrelevant.

[TaraJo]

What needs to be known about me? Let's see....

1) The tip of my ring finger on my right hand has the tip cut off so that it's flat instead of rounded. It's the result of a childhood injury.

2) I think I'm one of the rarest types of people out there: a morning person. I think it's the result of my not being able to fight sleep very well when I get sleepy but, conversely, being able to wake up quick and easy.

3) I literally do not know how many sexual partners I have had. I was keeping track fairly well until I got divorced and then started fucking pretty much everyone in an attempt to get over it.

4) I'm a very picky eater. I don't eat nearly enough vegetables and I think my weight is suffering for it.

[BrokenQuill92]

What needs to be known about me? Let's see....

1) The tip of my ring finger on my right hand has the tip cut off so that it's flat instead of rounded. It's the result of a childhood injury.

2) I think I'm one of the rarest types of people out there: a morning person. I think it's the result of my not being able to fight sleep very well when I get sleepy but, conversely, being able to wake up quick and easy.

3) I literally do not know how many sexual partners I have had. I was keeping track fairly well until I got divorced and then started fucking pretty much everyone in an attempt to get over it.

4) I'm a very picky eater. I don't eat nearly enough vegetables and I think my weight is suffering for it.

A morning person gross! you disgusting abomination!

[Fruity]

I went to about 20 schools.

Extremely nice people with a high pitched voice make me very uncomfortable and I have to keep myself from punching them.

I ♥ Downy.

I was working once (like a decade ago) when I needed a phone number that I left at my parents' house when I still lived there. I called my mother to look in my stuff to see if she could find it. She called me later. Turns out she found the number and then some. She found a little cute box I saved with some panties that still contained the scent of my first boyfriend's cologne. He had sprayed it on them so I could remember him when he left for medical school. lol My mom was about to have a heart attack.

[BrokenQuill92]

I went to about 20 schools.

Extremely nice people with a high pitched voice make me very uncomfortable and I have to keep myself from punching them.

I ♥ Downy.

I was working once (like a decade ago) when I needed a phone number that I left at my parents' house when I still lived there. I called my mother to look in my stuff to see if she could find it. She called me later. Turns out she found the number and then some. She found a little cute box I saved with some panties that still contained the scent of my first boyfriend's cologne. He had sprayed it on them so I could remember him when he left for medical school. lol My mom was about to have a heart attack.

Does this mean you hate me I'm extremely nice and I have a really high-pitched voice?

[Fruity]

I went to about 20 schools.

Extremely nice people with a high pitched voice make me very uncomfortable and I have to keep myself from punching them.

I ♥ Downy.

I was working once (like a decade ago) when I needed a phone number that I left at my parents' house when I still lived there. I called my mother to look in my stuff to see if she could find it. She called me later. Turns out she found the number and then some. She found a little cute box I saved with some panties that still contained the scent of my first boyfriend's cologne. He had sprayed it on them so I could remember him when he left for medical school. lol My mom was about to have a heart attack.

Does this mean you hate me I'm extremely nice and I have a really high-pitched voice?

I don't hate you, but I'd probably want to punch you if your posts were spoken and I could hear them. lol

[BrokenQuill92]

Does this mean you hate me I'm extremely nice and I have a really high-pitched voice?

I don't hate you, but I'd probably want to punch you if your posts were spoken and I could hear them. lol

And don't watch any of the videos I posted on how I use my iPad

[TaraJo]

A morning person gross! you disgusting abomination!

Hey, now, I happen to like how nice and quiet and peaceful mornings are. You stay up till 3 around here and you miss out on that; late at night here, you have a bunch of neighbors driving around the parking lot with ridiculous sound systems and communicating via car horns.

[Tonus]

For this thread, share a fact, or three, that people don't already know about you.

1- I have three sisters. One born five years before me, one born on the same day, and one born five years later.

2- I resemble my oldest sister the most, followed by my younger sister, and barely resemble my twin sister at all.

3- I am a published comic book artist. I'm listed as the writer in the first entry, but I co-wrote and penciled the stories I am credited with. My most recent published work is here.

4- I have almost no copies of the comics that I've contributed work for. I have no idea why I don't try to get them, even complimentary ones. It might be a lack of confidence; I can't look at my work without spotting all of the flaws and thinking of ways to improve it, so the thrill of knowing I've been published is tarnished if I actually look at the final product.

[TudorGothicSerpent]

Let's see:

1.) I am from North Carolina, and have an accent so strong that people assume I'm talking about parrots when I'm thinking about pirates. This can get awkward when discussing Somalia.

2.) When slightly drunk, I become a very hedonistic existentialist philosopher and smoke cigars for some reason. This annoys everyone but me.

3.) I really, really like Pop-Tarts. I do not know why.