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The I HAVE THE POWER Game

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The I HAVE THE POWER Game
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RE: The I HAVE THE POWER Game
January 6, 2014 at 10:57 pm
(January 6, 2014 at 10:54 pm)(╯°◊°）╯︵ ══╬ Wrote: Answer: Sorry, I forgot to give him a brain, he should be good, now.

Prayer: Wish I had a cigarette.

Answer: You now have lung cancer!

Prayer: I wish I had just one more rep point.
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"The lord doesn't work in mysterious ways, but in ways that are indistinguishable from his nonexistence."
-- George Yorgo Veenhuyzen quoted by John W. Loftus in The End of Christianity (p. 103).
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RE: The I HAVE THE POWER Game
January 6, 2014 at 11:16 pm
(January 6, 2014 at 10:57 pm)teaearlgreyhot Wrote:
(January 6, 2014 at 10:54 pm)(╯°◊°）╯︵ ══╬ Wrote: Answer: Sorry, I forgot to give him a brain, he should be good, now.

Prayer: Wish I had a cigarette.

Answer: You now have lung cancer!

Prayer: I wish I had just one more rep point.
I'm actually going to grant this one.

I wish feminists would go away.
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Re: RE: The I HAVE THE POWER Game
January 7, 2014 at 3:35 pm
(January 6, 2014 at 11:16 pm)MarxRaptor Wrote: [quote='teaearlgreyhot' pid='577900' dateline='1389063421']
I wish feminists would go away.

Answer: I feel the same way. I instructed men to keep women from getting uppity but you didn't listen so deal with it.

Prayer: God please reveal yourself to me so I may know who you are. I don't want to worship the wrong god and piss you off.
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RE: The I HAVE THE POWER Game
January 7, 2014 at 3:52 pm
(January 7, 2014 at 3:35 pm)KUSA Wrote: Prayer: God please reveal yourself to me so I may know who you are. I don't want to worship the wrong god and piss you off.
You just pissed me off, just for asking that! Naughty list with you!



P: Please can I have the foresight to do the right thing next time I reply to this thread?
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RE: The I HAVE THE POWER Game
January 7, 2014 at 4:31 pm
Pray for my wellbeing for once!

God, please make the mosquitos leave me alone.
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RE: The I HAVE THE POWER Game
January 7, 2014 at 5:16 pm
(January 7, 2014 at 4:31 pm)MarxRaptor Wrote: Pray for my wellbeing for once!

God, please make the mosquitos leave me alone.

Have a blizzard! Mosquitoes are dead.

P: Can I have some soup?
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Re: RE: The I HAVE THE POWER Game
January 7, 2014 at 6:34 pm
(January 7, 2014 at 3:52 pm)pocaracas Wrote:
(January 7, 2014 at 3:35 pm)KUSA Wrote: Prayer: God please reveal yourself to me so I may know who you are. I don't want to worship the wrong god and piss you off.
P: Please can I have the foresight to do the right thing next time I reply to this thread?
Answer: You can not have foresight or foreskin.

Prayer: God why did my parents have my foreskin cut off?
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RE: The I HAVE THE POWER Game
January 7, 2014 at 6:35 pm
Answer: here's some vegetables and a lighter, go have fun in the ocean.

Prayer: can religion disprove everlushun plz.
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RE: The I HAVE THE POWER Game
January 7, 2014 at 7:36 pm
Answer: yes can't you see proof of me is everywhere. Just that I also work in mysteri ways and hide myself to protect freewill. Oh BTW I'm gonna make sure your children are obnoxious fundamentalist Mormons so they give you guidance.

Prayer. Make Justin beiber drop dead.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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