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Does god have a butthole?
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RE: Does god have a butthole?
January 7, 2014 at 12:07 am
No, I want to live in the warmth of God's love And the light of his truth in communion with others who feel the same way. You're welcome to join.
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RE: Does god have a butthole?
January 7, 2014 at 2:52 am
(January 6, 2014 at 11:54 pm)BadWriterSparty Wrote: Why is it so important to be resurrected with a "glorified" body after death? You all secretly want to be immortal super humans, amirite?

Actually I want to be an immortal super human but I think transhumainsm has a better chance than believing in demons
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RE: Does god have a butthole?
January 7, 2014 at 3:34 am
(January 7, 2014 at 12:07 am)ChadWooters Wrote: No, I want to live in the warmth of God's love And the light of his truth in communion with others who feel the same way. You're welcome to join.

Since pooping isn't sinful, and in heaven one can do what one desires so long as it isn't sinful, does that mean glorified bodies have buttholes?

Could I just spend all my time pooping, in heaven? Tongue
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RE: Does god have a butthole?
January 7, 2014 at 6:15 am
(January 7, 2014 at 2:52 am)là bạn điên Wrote:
(January 6, 2014 at 11:54 pm)BadWriterSparty Wrote: Why is it so important to be resurrected with a "glorified" body after death? You all secretly want to be immortal super humans, amirite?

Actually I want to be an immortal super human but I think transhumainsm has a better chance than believing in demons

I would like to have my brain transferred into a cyborg starship with alcuberrie drive so I could explore the universe.
Now that would be cool and way more interesting than an eternity of tedium praising gods fragile ego.
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RE: Does god have a butthole?
January 7, 2014 at 11:06 am
(January 5, 2014 at 3:34 pm)Drich Wrote:
(January 5, 2014 at 2:49 pm)Jacob(smooth) Wrote: So do you believe God has a physical form somewhere, or that it refers to a spiritual likeness.

Christ was resurrected in a physical form, and we have been promised to be resurrected in kind to live in a new heaven and a new earth.

Indeed.

But does God, now, as you read this, have a physical form one could see, touch and feel.

With or without a butthole.

In other words once Jesus' risen form did its iron man thing and dissappeared into the clouds did it dissipate or does it even now occupy a point in 3 dimensional space.
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RE: Does god have a butthole?
January 7, 2014 at 12:27 pm
(January 7, 2014 at 6:15 am)Zen Badger Wrote:
(January 7, 2014 at 2:52 am)là bạn điên Wrote: Actually I want to be an immortal super human but I think transhumainsm has a better chance than believing in demons

I would like to have my brain transferred into a cyborg starship with alcuberrie drive so I could explore the universe.
Now that would be cool and way more interesting than an eternity of tedium praising gods fragile ego.

<googles alcuberrie>

Fascinating

It seems heaven on earth would be North Korea since you seem to spend an eternity praising the dear leader.
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RE: Does god have a butthole?
January 7, 2014 at 1:55 pm
(January 7, 2014 at 3:34 am)Esquilax Wrote:
(January 7, 2014 at 12:07 am)ChadWooters Wrote: No, I want to live in the warmth of God's love And the light of his truth in communion with others who feel the same way. You're welcome to join.

Since pooping isn't sinful, and in heaven one can do what one desires so long as it isn't sinful, does that mean glorified bodies have buttholes?

Could I just spend all my time pooping, in heaven? Tongue

But wouldn't the turds fall through the clouds and end up on earth?

Oh, maybe that explains xtians?
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RE: Does god have a butthole?
January 7, 2014 at 2:57 pm
(January 4, 2014 at 3:02 pm)ChadWooters Wrote: God has an anus to purge filthy and vile shits like belligerent atheists.

So, we're all slowly being digested in god's intestines?
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RE: Does god have a butthole?
January 7, 2014 at 4:16 pm
(January 7, 2014 at 2:57 pm)Faith No More Wrote:
(January 4, 2014 at 3:02 pm)ChadWooters Wrote: God has an anus to purge filthy and vile shits like belligerent atheists.

So, we're all slowly being digested in god's intestines?
In a spiritual sense, yes, something like that.
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RE: Does god have a butthole?
January 7, 2014 at 4:21 pm
(January 7, 2014 at 12:07 am)ChadWooters Wrote: No, I want to live in the warmth of God's love And the light of his truth in communion with others who feel the same way. You're welcome to join.

Warmth of God's love? Is it just coincidence, considering the OP, that rectal temperatures are higher than oral temperatures?
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