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RE: You're a crazy AF member if...
January 22, 2014 at 6:37 pm
(January 22, 2014 at 6:32 pm)Stimbo Wrote: (January 22, 2014 at 5:19 pm)Ivy Wrote: You're a crazy member if you refresh the "today's posts" tab over and over again to see if anyone has posted anything new in the last second even though it has been evident that nobody is as crazy as you are for the last hour or so.
What? Nobody else does that?
You're a crazy member if:
You hit the My Kudos tab immediately after each and every post you make, and feel put out when you earn less than than two no matter how many times you refresh.
You rate your whole day based on your position in the Top Members charts.
*guilty face, walks away in sadness
Pointing around: "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out!"
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RE: You're a crazy AF member if...
January 22, 2014 at 6:39 pm
*runs and jumps into Ivy's arms, hoping she catches me and carries me around like I'm Kerri Strug*
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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RE: You're a crazy AF member if...
January 22, 2014 at 6:46 pm
(January 22, 2014 at 6:39 pm)c172 Wrote: *runs and jumps into Ivy's arms, hoping she catches me and carries me around like I'm Kerri Strug*
I'd love to carry you.
I'll carry you around AF for a while until you fall asleep. 
Pointing around: "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out!"
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RE: You're a crazy AF member if...
January 22, 2014 at 7:05 pm
(This post was last modified: January 22, 2014 at 7:06 pm by Kayenneh.)
(January 22, 2014 at 6:32 pm)Stimbo Wrote: You hit the My Kudos tab immediately after each and every post you make, and feel put out when you earn less than than two no matter how many times you refresh.
You rate your whole day based on your position in the Top Members charts.
Thank goodness, I thought I was the only one! 
(And I'm closing in on you, Stimbo!  )
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura
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RE: You're a crazy AF member if...
January 22, 2014 at 7:37 pm
If you've completely changed your username more than once in a 10 year time period, you're crazy.
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RE: You're a crazy AF member if...
January 22, 2014 at 8:39 pm
(This post was last modified: January 22, 2014 at 8:41 pm by Mystical.)
Passive agressive much? 
You're a crazy AF member if you have a penis reference in your sig, a Chihuahua or a home designed Picard photo for an avatar, if you post pictures of yourself in the members photos like its goin outta style, if you're actually friends with the theists around here (raises hand), if you announce when you're taking off your pants, or if you post nonsense drivel (to everyone else mind you) about your most recent deep penetration anal probing of your computer
did I forget anyone?
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
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Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.
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RE: You're a crazy AF member if...
January 22, 2014 at 9:36 pm
(January 22, 2014 at 8:39 pm)Luckie Wrote: Passive agressive much?
You're a crazy AF member if you have a penis reference in your sig, a Chihuahua or a home designed Picard photo for an avatar, if you post pictures of yourself in the members photos like its goin outta style, if you're actually friends with the theists around here (raises hand), if you announce when you're taking off your pants, or if you post nonsense drivel (to everyone else mind you) about your most recent deep penetration anal probing of your computer
did I forget anyone?
I'm sorry, what were you saying? I can't hear a thing while I'm taking my pants off.
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RE: You're a crazy AF member if...
January 22, 2014 at 9:50 pm
You're a crazy AF member if you think you've spent too long on the forum for one day, close the tab, and immediately open a new one straight back onto Atheist Forums.
I do this a lot.
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RE: You're a crazy AF member if...
January 22, 2014 at 9:59 pm
You're a crazy AF member if your address bar in your browser auto suggests "atheistforums.org" rather than "facebook.com" when you type "f" as the first letter.
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RE: You're a crazy AF member if...
January 22, 2014 at 10:10 pm
(January 22, 2014 at 8:39 pm)Luckie Wrote: Passive agressive much?
You're a crazy AF member if you have a penis reference in your sig, a Chihuahua or a home designed Picard photo for an avatar, if you post pictures of yourself in the members photos like its goin outta style, if you're actually friends with the theists around here (raises hand), if you announce when you're taking off your pants, or if you post nonsense drivel (to everyone else mind you) about your most recent deep penetration anal probing of your computer
did I forget anyone?
"Somebody needs a nap."
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