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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 23, 2014 at 12:26 pm
You know those "Pregnant? Scared?" ads? Like this one:



I got one of those in my school mailbox today.


I'm a guy. Pretty sure I'm not pregnant.

On a related note, I'm also on the mailing list to receive the mass e-mails asking if anyone is interested in women's sports. I wonder what they would do if I actually replied. Big Grin
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 23, 2014 at 1:06 pm
This pile of useless humanity got arrested for street racing DUI...

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http://www.nbcnews.com/entertainment/jus...2D11979842
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 24, 2014 at 12:33 pm
(January 3, 2014 at 10:04 pm)Stimbo Wrote: [Image: 1524863_10151944255722968_2133898374_n.jpg]


awh yes ... the ANT Christ. I look forward to meeting this particular Messiah.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 24, 2014 at 2:37 pm
(January 23, 2014 at 12:26 pm)Darkstar Wrote: You know those "Pregnant? Scared?" ads? Like this one:



I got one of those in my school mailbox today.


I'm a guy. Pretty sure I'm not pregnant.

Yeah, but let's face it you'd be pretty scared if you were, right?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 24, 2014 at 3:15 pm
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January 24, 2014 at 9:52 pm
A mature one but still perfectly edible:

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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 24, 2014 at 11:57 pm
(January 24, 2014 at 2:37 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Yeah, but let's face it you'd be pretty scared if you were, right?


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January 25, 2014 at 4:58 pm
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"The lord doesn't work in mysterious ways, but in ways that are indistinguishable from his nonexistence."
-- George Yorgo Veenhuyzen quoted by John W. Loftus in The End of Christianity (p. 103).
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February 5, 2014 at 11:49 pm
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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 6, 2014 at 10:20 pm
Loved this...

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/religion
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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