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RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed
February 13, 2014 at 11:50 am
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(February 13, 2014 at 1:18 am)Sejanus Wrote: Interesting, this thing
I see
in front of me
it seems to be
a bunny
but it can't be!
then suddenly
intense agony
I fall on the floor
No vision no more
Never had I seen a thing so ugly before
Never, not even in lore,
Was there a thing that chilled me to the core.
I lost my sight
my might
nearly even my life
the world is rife
with super-ugly types
but nothing like
this
something's amiss
with this miss!
Sejanus was the first but i left him for last
Because I like him so much, I just want to give him a free pass
Maybe there is something amiss, with me
I feel like layin a smackdown from time to time, you see
Right now though I feel like Miss Starling
Are you really trying to mind analyze me, darling?
See you're in the cage, I'm the one free
You covet your prey, and I'm the one that flees
The rabbit knows better than to scream for the fox
Lest he eat the bunny's brain with a fork
And stick it in his lunch box
Sure I have lambs in my head that are screaming
But luckily that only happens when I'm dreaming
So nothing to see, nothing to analyze here
Btw I always wondered: arent you indeed queer?
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.
Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.
Quote:Some people deserve hell.
I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.
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RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed
February 13, 2014 at 11:54 am
Twenty years to late
To put rap on this plate
And I don't know the lingo
More than I speak Flamingo
By the time rap appeared
My hair'd disappeared
So I get one word in ten
of this new language of men
You guys with your tongue
From me just sounds wrong
With rhyming couplets I'll try
To make this thing fly
By that I mean work
Not cool, that's berserk
So that's it from me
I'll leave, quietly.
Kuusi palaa, ja on viimeinen kerta kun annan vaimoni laittaa jouluvalot!
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RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed
February 13, 2014 at 12:02 pm
ah! You guys are too cute! I wanna tackle you!
Pointing around: "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out!"
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RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed
February 13, 2014 at 12:10 pm
Max greece, you're just an itty bitty tiny little kitten
I could fit you into my nieces' pink woolen mitten
With you it's hard too because I'm so smitten
You don't have any hair? Of that I was aware
But we're on a forum, dude, and guess what? no one cares
You're old, yeah, but not too old to lay it down like us 'kids'
Your friends a wooly mammoth, and he calls you Sidd
That's cool
Except you picked an avatar for a sloth
who quite often gets walked on, tumbled, and tossed
Didn't you save a baby human?
Boy, if I were the rest of the animal species
I'd be fumin'
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.
Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.
Quote:Some people deserve hell.
I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.
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RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed
February 13, 2014 at 12:19 pm
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Quote:
Oh ho, lookie what we got here
Gots a 'world class doctor'
Ivy babe, go grab me a beer
and maybe a proctor
Boy you couldn't rap battle if you practiced and practiced
Best turn around, and go sit on a motherfucking cactus
You smell feet for a living, it's true and quite sad
While your god-man religion is just a modern day fad
And your beats: well, they just suck
Best take them to A69 too, and go get fucked
Bring it god-man, tell me somethin new, give us a show
Show AF.O that you're not a bitches' ho
Cuz I do know something you don't know
Sleepy's gone
Didn't anyone tell you, HO?
Esquilax is a VIP of the mod squad
Better anyday than your brainwashed god pod
I'd rather be one of the few
Than livin life with a skewed world view
You're just a theist and a deist
Gotta hit it with the church girls cuz you gots a small--
mind, yeah I pulled out a nonrhyme
thought I'd go there didn't you? But no, I'm a girl with class
And while you're sittin there mindblown,
Go ahead and kiss my sweet ass
Oh, boy, look what came back at last,
It's a piece of AF O' finest scattered ass
You standin' by your man, that's so sweet I got a tear
But your flow feels like it sqirted out from your delightful rear!
I see where you are hatin' it's fine just pop a pill
You don't need a doctor cause your rhymes they're just not Ill.
Oh sleepy's gone? well get a phone and text it to me yo.
To back in time cos then I'll read it when I DIDNT know.
I don't wanna come off harsh, and call my girl a fool
But siddown, hush and listen cos time to go to school.
You seem to think talking to God is a modern fad? You let you down, your homies too. You make yourself look bad.
You think a fad? You're Dreaming girl, that shit is here to stay. Since monkey one fucked monkey two it's always been that way.
Cos people hear the word of God, it's true, don't get it twisted. A modern fad? I'm sad to say that's just ignorant bitch shit.
Want something new? I'll tell you true. You need pay more attention. Your own country talks God up in y'alls own declaration. So you and he can learn from me, down feel bad if I own ya, I'll scoop you out like some lame rapping pair of granuloma!
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
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RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed
February 13, 2014 at 1:07 pm
Luckie,
That's a first you see
Having a rap about me.
And I just wanted to say
Now's a happy day
Knowing someone so special...
You're probably blushing
Oh don't cos I'm rushing
Under pressure that's crushing
Look I'm not getting this right
Unless you've seen the light
Cos I've hidden my words
Knowing you'll look upwards
It was a capital idea
Ever look up my dear?
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RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed
February 13, 2014 at 1:11 pm
ouuuuuhhhhhhh Max wins the cuteness award!!!!!!! Gaaaah! Soooo CUTE!
Pointing around: "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out!"
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RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed
February 13, 2014 at 1:12 pm
(February 13, 2014 at 1:07 pm)max-greece Wrote: Luckie,
That's a first you see
Having a rap about me.
And I just wanted to say
Now's a happy day
Knowing someone so special...
You're probably blushing
Oh don't cos I'm rushing
Under pressure that's crushing
Look I'm not getting this right
Unless you've seen the light
Cos I've hidden my words
Knowing you'll look upwards
It was a capital idea
Ever look up my dear? You're lyrical construct is sound
But be sure, you want more? You can mix it up.
It's not a sonnet, you can run it, end on end, and spit ill lines no no one can defend.
Go on make it long, or just stop.
Yo dawg, big respect for spitting it there with us. Peace.
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
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RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed
February 13, 2014 at 1:32 pm
I don't know, man. This thread is... gaaaaaaaaah!
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RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed
February 13, 2014 at 1:48 pm
They say I'm just a cute bunny,honey
But I'm still upset that no one thinks I'm funny!
So watch your necks, my teeth they rip
god, girl, you make me bite my own lip!
Anyways back to the task at hand. I have here a cheeky man
To thump to the next life
(or not) who knows, maybe Lot's wife?
Oh wait, fairy-tale I forgot
Where's Chtulhu and his bag of dank pot?
First I think, I'll take a nap
Btw I don't pop pills I just sit in Esquilaxs' lap and rap
o.0
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.
Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.
Quote:Some people deserve hell.
I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.
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