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One final attempt to get one over on you.
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RE: One final attempt to get one over on you.
March 1, 2014 at 3:25 pm
A last attempt to get one up us?

Dirty boy.
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RE: One final attempt to get one over on you.
March 1, 2014 at 5:07 pm
(March 1, 2014 at 3:25 pm)Mr. Moncrieff Wrote: A last attempt to get one up us?

Dirty boy.

There's nothing like skilled one-up-man-ship.
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RE: One final attempt to get one over on you.
March 1, 2014 at 5:20 pm
(March 1, 2014 at 5:07 pm)Alex K Wrote:
(March 1, 2014 at 3:25 pm)Mr. Moncrieff Wrote: A last attempt to get one up us?

Dirty boy.

There's nothing like skilled one-up-man-ship.

It usually happens on a ship.

*in the navy*

(I am of course using the stereotype encouraged by the Village People that there is a significant presence of gay men in the navy. I do not subscribe to such sweeping assumptions and consider the gay community to be delightfully broad and diverse. Thus ends my disclaimer.)
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RE: One final attempt to get one over on you.
March 1, 2014 at 5:25 pm
(March 1, 2014 at 5:20 pm)Mr. Moncrieff Wrote:
(March 1, 2014 at 5:07 pm)Alex K Wrote: There's nothing like skilled one-up-man-ship.

It usually happens on a ship.

*in the navy*

(I am of course using the stereotype encouraged by the Village People that there is a significant presence of gay men in the navy. I do not subscribe to such sweeping assumptions and consider the gay community to be delightfully broad and diverse. Thus ends my disclaimer.)

Your disclaimer is too patronizing. Also, you surely mean fabulously broad and diverse.
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RE: One final attempt to get one over on you.
March 1, 2014 at 6:24 pm (This post was last modified: March 1, 2014 at 6:25 pm by Violet.)
(March 1, 2014 at 2:07 pm)Mr. Moncrieff Wrote: I have cider, pretzels and a collection of Vivaldi on the ipod.

Go...

Fucking marry me.
(March 1, 2014 at 2:09 pm)Chad32 Wrote: No one is perfect, and the individual portrayed in that book certainly isn't either.

I'm perfect. Smile
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RE: One final attempt to get one over on you.
March 1, 2014 at 6:25 pm
(March 1, 2014 at 6:24 pm)Alice Wrote:
(March 1, 2014 at 2:07 pm)Mr. Moncrieff Wrote: I have cider, pretzels and a collection of Vivaldi on the ipod.

Go...

Fucking marry me.
(March 1, 2014 at 2:09 pm)Chad32 Wrote: No one is perfect, and the individual portrayed in that book certainly isn't either.

I'm perfect. Smile

I already have my queen...Shy
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RE: One final attempt to get one over on you.
March 1, 2014 at 6:27 pm (This post was last modified: March 1, 2014 at 6:28 pm by Violet.)
(March 1, 2014 at 2:09 pm)Ryantology (╯°◊°)╯︵ ══╬ Wrote: One time I had sex because it felt good. This is wrong and I seek repentance.

This one time I changed sex because it felt good.

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(March 1, 2014 at 6:25 pm)Mr. Moncrieff Wrote: I already have my queen...Shy

That... could be changed. Devil
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RE: One final attempt to get one over on you.
March 1, 2014 at 6:28 pm
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RE: One final attempt to get one over on you.
March 1, 2014 at 6:28 pm (This post was last modified: March 1, 2014 at 6:29 pm by Mr. Moncrieff.)
(March 1, 2014 at 6:27 pm)Alice Wrote:
(March 1, 2014 at 2:09 pm)Ryantology (╯°◊°)╯︵ ══╬ Wrote: One time I had sex because it felt good. This is wrong and I seek repentance.

This one time I changed sex because it felt good.

This may be bad... but it feeeeeeeeels gooooood~ Levitate


I'm assuming it was a little sore to begin with though...?

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RE: One final attempt to get one over on you.
March 1, 2014 at 6:31 pm
(March 1, 2014 at 6:24 pm)Alice Wrote:
(March 1, 2014 at 2:07 pm)Mr. Moncrieff Wrote: I have cider, pretzels and a collection of Vivaldi on the ipod.

Go...

Fucking marry me.
(March 1, 2014 at 2:09 pm)Chad32 Wrote: No one is perfect, and the individual portrayed in that book certainly isn't either.

I'm perfect. Smile

You're perfect? Then die for me.
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