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How Often Do You Masturbate?

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How Often Do You Masturbate?
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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
March 21, 2014 at 2:49 pm
(March 21, 2014 at 2:29 pm)KUSA Wrote: What I want to know is what websites do you all look at when you are rubbing one off?
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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
March 21, 2014 at 2:53 pm
I can answer that without it being censor-worthy. Usually Literotica. I like to read my porn more than watch it.
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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
March 21, 2014 at 3:03 pm
No porn for me. I use memories and imagination.
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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
March 21, 2014 at 3:04 pm
I masturbate to pictures of your mom. Ok, sorry that was immature.

I masturbate to videos of your mom.
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Re: RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
March 21, 2014 at 3:14 pm
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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
March 21, 2014 at 5:14 pm
(March 21, 2014 at 2:53 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: I can answer that without it being censor-worthy. Usually Literotica. I like to read my porn more than watch it.

I never understood how text could...work for anyone. To each their own. To add to the (hopefully) not censor-worthy responses, e621.

To further this thread's derailment, how many of you like metal music? Thrash metal, heavy metal, death metal, folk metal, Welsh melodic folk-death...
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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
March 21, 2014 at 5:19 pm
(March 21, 2014 at 5:14 pm)llwynog Wrote:
(March 21, 2014 at 2:53 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: I can answer that without it being censor-worthy. Usually Literotica. I like to read my porn more than watch it.

I never understood how text could...work for anyone. To each their own. To add to the (hopefully) not censor-worthy responses, e621.

To further this thread's derailment, how many of you like metal music? Thrash metal, heavy metal, death metal, folk metal, Welsh melodic folk-death...

to me, the most erogenous zone is the mind. Wink

get to my mind...then the rest flows from there.
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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
March 21, 2014 at 5:32 pm
(March 21, 2014 at 1:43 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: Do people really have time to do this multiple times a day? I have things to do. I remember saying this to someone who was talking about having sex multiple times a day with his girlfriend. I mean, if I'm on vacation or something, or a rare weekend when the boyfriend and I have off together, then fine, but most days, dammit, I have things to accomplish.
I guess the reason it confounds me is the guy was looking at me like I was weird for having interests and hobbies and NOT trying to have sex as often as possible.

I may be doing it rong, but by god, how long does that take you, that it could noticeably interfere with you life's accomplishments???
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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
March 21, 2014 at 5:32 pm
(March 20, 2014 at 10:00 pm)Deidre32 Wrote: Men can have multiple orgasms? O_o

I've learned so much here. Big Grin

Late reply is late, but I feel like I should reply.

I think for us, it's a quantity-over-quality thing. As far as I know, our orgasms are nothing compared to your orgasms. Which happens to be something that kind of pisses me off, because I'd rather only have one amazing & exhausting one than ten boring orgasms. #1stworldproblems

thesummerqueen Wrote:to me, the most erogenous zone is the mind. :Wink:

get to my mind...then the rest flows from there.

As I've heard, we men are more visual creatures. Imagination, for me at least, doesn't go as far as something physically being there. Then again, my yet-to-fully-develop brain might also be to blame.
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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
March 21, 2014 at 5:34 pm
(March 21, 2014 at 5:19 pm)Deidre32 Wrote: to me, the most erogenous zone is the mind. Wink

get to my mind...then the rest flows from there.

Now THATS hot.Devil
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