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How Often Do You Masturbate?
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How Often Do You Masturbate?
I didn't put this thread in Area 69 because it's not asking for any details about masturbation, but if the mods want to move it there, that's fine.

How often do you masturbate?

I used to watch Oxygen After Dark all the time and they had Talk Sex with Sue Johanson on a lot, and I distinctly remember her recommending to a woman that she masturbate three times a day. I was all,

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To answer my own question, if my hormones are at a normal level, daily.
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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
Maybe every other day
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#3
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
Depends on how much sex per week I get.
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#4
RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
Less when I'm in a relationship, but I'd say on average...3 to 5 times a week. Something like that.
Futile, you're too funny. :p
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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
Right now, a lot, because I'm seeing someone who pushes my buttons (HARD, so to speak), but I'm not ready to jump into bed yet Smile

Normally, about every other day.
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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
Yeah, 3x daily is overkill. And when I've overdone it, I always feel kind of stressed. Not sure really how to describe it. Almost a naughty, icky feeling, but maybe not quite. 3x/wk is usually OK with me, unless I do a lot of surfing on fetish boards. Then maybe 5x/wk.
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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
Two or three times a week, though not every week. It kind of varies.
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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
(March 20, 2014 at 4:27 pm)rexbeccarox Wrote: Right now, a lot, because I'm seeing someone who pushes my buttons (HARD, so to speak), but I'm not ready to jump into bed yet Smile

Normally, about every other day.

My last bf and I had insanely amazing chemistry ...I know that feeling.
Sounds like you two do as well. :-)

That's good, but not enough I've discovered. lol
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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
(March 20, 2014 at 4:32 pm)Deidre32 Wrote:
(March 20, 2014 at 4:27 pm)rexbeccarox Wrote: Right now, a lot, because I'm seeing someone who pushes my buttons (HARD, so to speak), but I'm not ready to jump into bed yet Smile

Normally, about every other day.

My last bf and I had insanely amazing chemistry ...I know that feeling.
Sounds like you two do as well. :-)

That's good, but not enough I've discovered. lol

I'm one of those people who has to be relatively certain of long-term potential before climbing into the sack, so I wait... even when there's a ton of chemistry and probably a little longer than most. I think by next week, I'll more than likely either be back to my regularly scheduled self-love, or having sex.

Here's hoping for the sex Smile
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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
Shit, I'm off schedule again. Be back in a sec. Big Grin
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