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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
March 22, 2014 at 10:40 am
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(March 22, 2014 at 10:37 am)SteelCurtain Wrote: (March 22, 2014 at 10:24 am)Thunder Cunt Wrote: Why wouldnd u want to watch women get turned on instead? Either its bizzare for a lesbian who prefers looking at males or I'm an ignorant noob. Which is it?
Sex for women is completely different than it is for men. We have one button, you fiddle with it until we go off, it's rarely more than physical pleasure and arousal for us. Most women need mood, connectedness, they need to feel in tune with their partner. It's why a guy can crank one out in the kitchen, but women sometimes need to light candles, play certain music, get themselves worked up to enjoy it. The experience rather than the act.
This knowledge, which I only gained when I was 25, has been very productive for me. My understanding of women in this sense (they are still mostly incomprehensible to me) has reaped its rewards... I would say that women are deeper and relationshp and sex is more meaningful for them.
Men are base
So fute. Wld u jerk a guy off?
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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
March 22, 2014 at 10:50 am
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Maybe for me the problem is again my empathy, a gift and a curse. I can so clearly tell when someone is turned on, because I can FEEL it.
Sex for me is both a basic biological function/craving and the closest thing to spirituality in my life, because I can feel my own sexual magnetism working on others, and their sexual magnetism projecting back at me, and then I feel connected to my sexual partners through sexuality, primal lust, and some arcane feminine power I don't really have words for, and then when my partner comes, I feel so powerful and accomplished. It's like taking a whole bunch of really good drugs.
I imagine... because I've never taken any drugs that were that good.
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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
March 22, 2014 at 10:56 am
Cld u andwer my second. ?
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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
March 22, 2014 at 10:58 am
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Oh, the answer is totally. In fact, my gay male friends have asked me if I would ever hypothetically jerk them off, and I said, "Sure, any time, I love you, man." But that's probably because to me a handjob just doesn't seem very intimate or significant, just practical.
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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
March 22, 2014 at 5:36 pm
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(March 22, 2014 at 10:58 am)futilethewinds Wrote: Oh, the answer is totally. In fact, my gay male friends have asked me if I would ever hypothetically jerk them off, and I said, "Sure, any time, I love you, man." But that's probably because to me a handjob just doesn't seem very intimate or significant, just practical.
The touch of a woman is way different than the touch of a man. But I hope I could return the favor simultaneously. I might want to yank one out prior for the purpose of not being a quicky minuteman! 
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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
March 22, 2014 at 5:46 pm
Usually 1-2 times a day, maybe three if I got the day off. I probably could go more but there are only so many hours in a day. When I was still in middle school and even high school I could go 5 or 6 times a day. My mom made me go to the doctor because she thought I was constipated because I spent so much time locked in the bathroom.
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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
March 22, 2014 at 5:49 pm
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(March 22, 2014 at 5:46 pm)FlyingNarwhal Wrote: Usually 1-2 times a day, maybe three if I got the day off. I probably could go more but there are only so many hours in a day. When I was still in middle school and even high school I could go 5 or 6 times a day. My mom made me go to the doctor because she thought I was constipated because I spent so much time locked in the bathroom.
I went through that too only in my case people weren't so naive as to believe it was constipation.
(March 22, 2014 at 5:49 pm)Thunder Cunt Wrote: (March 22, 2014 at 5:46 pm)FlyingNarwhal Wrote:
I typically masturbate on Fridays and Saturdays because the priest hears confession on Saturday and I want to receive Holy Communion on Sunday! 
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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
March 22, 2014 at 11:31 pm
(March 22, 2014 at 5:36 pm)Thunder Cunt Wrote: The touch of a woman is way different than the touch of a man. But I hope I could return the favor simultaneously. I might want to yank one out prior for the purpose of not being a quicky minuteman! I really wouldn't know. I do know that there doesn't seem to be a noticeable difference in the way men and women (straight, bi, or gay) kiss.
Oh wait, there is.
Every bi person (male or female) I've ever kissed went all in, even for the most casual/playful of kisses. I admire that. I hope I am the same way. Go big or go home. #yolo
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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
March 22, 2014 at 11:35 pm
I guess I'd prefer it that way so that I don't have to make the moves. I prefer if the other person just breaks the ice. I'm down as long as they brush and floss and don't have too severe a case of gingivitis
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RE: How Often Do You Masturbate?
March 22, 2014 at 11:37 pm
(March 22, 2014 at 11:31 pm)futilethewinds Wrote: (March 22, 2014 at 5:36 pm)Thunder Cunt Wrote: The touch of a woman is way different than the touch of a man. But I hope I could return the favor simultaneously. I might want to yank one out prior for the purpose of not being a quicky minuteman! I really wouldn't know. I do know that there doesn't seem to be a noticeable difference in the way men and women (straight, bi, or gay) kiss.
Oh wait, there is.
Every bi person (male or female) I've ever kissed went all in, even for the most casual/playful of kisses. I admire that. I hope I am the same way. Go big or go home. #yolo
That's because we've learned to be a lot more serious than rest of the queers make us out to be. We're rather vulnerable to slutshaming.
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