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If God is your copilot, swap seats.

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If God is your copilot, swap seats.
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RE: If God is your copilot, swap seats.
April 28, 2014 at 4:04 pm
(April 28, 2014 at 9:37 am)Walker_Lee Wrote: When they said that they did not mean literally.
Pity, it would help to make the gene pool just a bit clearer if they did.
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#22
RE: If God is your copilot, swap seats.
April 28, 2014 at 4:11 pm
If god is my copilot, I would eject him.
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#23
RE: If God is your copilot, swap seats.
April 28, 2014 at 4:12 pm
Especially if it was a helicopter.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#24
RE: If God is your copilot, swap seats.
April 28, 2014 at 4:15 pm
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"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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#25
RE: If God is your copilot, swap seats.
April 28, 2014 at 7:49 pm
(April 28, 2014 at 9:37 am)Walker_Lee Wrote: When they said that they did not mean literally. If you thought it was then i assume you think scooby doo is real and can talk. They are talking in reference to a whole life. If a christian is steering there own life they should switch seats and let Jesus drive.

No fucking shit they didn't mean it literally, they couldn't mean it literally, as there's no god to literally do anything with. But if they're going to go off on these flights of fancy with this god they don't know exists, then you bet your ass I'm going to have some fun with it by doing the same.
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#26
RE: If God is your copilot, swap seats.
April 28, 2014 at 9:06 pm
This sign was meant for either low-flying planes or idiots who think their cars can fly. Cars have drivers, planes have pilots.

If you're in a plane that has god as a co-pilot, strap on a parachute and jump the fuck out - it is a plane that never took off and will never land.
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April 28, 2014 at 9:52 pm
This is one of the best bumper stickers I've ever seen:
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#28
RE: If God is your copilot, swap seats.
April 29, 2014 at 3:21 am
(April 28, 2014 at 10:30 am)JesusHChrist Wrote: Dog is my co pilot.

I trust a dog more than any "god" to fly this plane.


I hope you mean

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I am pretty sure he can drive Big Grin
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