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RE: The atheists get to poop thier pants thread
May 6, 2014 at 12:58 am
Andy Borowitz....
http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/bo...20%2868%29
Quote:WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) — In what legal experts are calling a landmark decision, on Monday the United States Supreme Court struck down what many believe to be the main reason the country was started.
By a five-to-four vote, the Court eliminated what grade-school children have traditionally been taught was one of the key rationales for founding the United States in the first place.
“The separation of church and state has been a cornerstone of American democracy for over two hundred years,” said Justice Samuel Alito, writing for the majority. “Getting rid of it was long overdue.”
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RE: The atheists get to poop thier pants thread
May 6, 2014 at 1:03 am
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(May 5, 2014 at 10:47 am)Heywood Wrote: Supreme Court Justices decide to allow public prayer at certain government functions
Let the pooping begin.
I don't give a shit.
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RE: The atheists get to poop thier pants thread
May 6, 2014 at 12:45 pm
Jesus tittyfucking Christ Heywood. Learn how to spell their already. I saw the title of the thread, and my blood pressure went through the goddamned roof.
Also; no shitting here over the ruling. I can't wait to perform the Black Sacrament with CD.
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RE: The atheists get to poop thier pants thread
May 6, 2014 at 12:49 pm
(May 6, 2014 at 12:45 pm)Aral Gamelon Wrote: Jesus tittyfucking Christ Heywood. Learn how to spell their already. I saw the title of the thread, and my blood pressure went through the goddamned roof.
Also; no shitting here over the ruling. I can't wait to perform the Black Sacrament with CD.
I'll supply the corpse if you can find a listener for the night mother.
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May 6, 2014 at 12:50 pm
One does wonder just how disruptive (or outright destructive) one could get with their "invocations" or "prayers" before a line gets drawn, too.
Because, you know, my religion really has a hard on for kneeing government workers in the groin, and why would they want to trample on my first amendment rights by denying me that? 
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RE: The atheists get to poop thier pants thread
May 6, 2014 at 1:00 pm
(May 6, 2014 at 12:50 pm)Esquilax Wrote: One does wonder just how disruptive (or outright destructive) one could get with their "invocations" or "prayers" before a line gets drawn, too.
Because, you know, my religion really has a hard on for kneeing government workers in the groin, and why would they want to trample on my first amendment rights by denying me that?
In all fairness according to the article they are not being religion specific right now. I personally don't mind the prayer bit as long as it is not force and they are open to different religions.
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To the last syllable of recorded time;
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RE: The atheists get to poop thier pants thread
May 6, 2014 at 1:45 pm
I'm thinking Atheist Forums having a strong poop meme is a good thing.
I'm not sure about goat memes, however.
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RE: The atheists get to poop thier pants thread
May 6, 2014 at 1:51 pm
(May 5, 2014 at 11:07 am)Heywood Wrote: (May 5, 2014 at 11:05 am)rasetsu Wrote: Funny, seems to me that Heywood is the one shitting his pants over a narrow ruling.
I am indifferent toward the ruling itself.
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Just wanted to tell the OP to look up the difference between secularism and atheism, and realise that a secular state means that what is true for one religion (or none religion) must therefore be true for all.
So let the blood sacrifices begin! 
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RE: The atheists get to poop thier pants thread
May 6, 2014 at 3:12 pm
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Isn't there some bible verse that says that people who pray in public are hypocrites?
LOL. Silly Christians.
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RE: The atheists get to poop thier pants thread
May 6, 2014 at 3:14 pm
(May 6, 2014 at 3:12 pm)ThePinsir Wrote: Isn't there some bible verse that says that people who pray in public are hypocrites?
LOL. Silly Christians.
You don't expect them to know their whole bible, do you?
Most are very selective about which parts they read or should apply to them.
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