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What do you not know?
May 31, 2014 at 1:05 am
A thread to list things you don't know how to do that most people do in fact know how to do.
I never was taught how to build a paper airplane.
I don't know how to snap my fingers.
I don't know how to tie a tie.
I don't know any card games.
I don't know the rules to most sports.
My ignore list
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RE: What do you not know?
May 31, 2014 at 1:16 am
(This post was last modified: May 31, 2014 at 1:17 am by BrokenQuill92.)
I don't know how to quilt I'm the only one in my family who never learned.
I also can't speak French fluently like my relatives.
I can't twerk.
Or play the violin.
Sing on key.
Someone needs to teach me to whistle.
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RE: What do you not know?
May 31, 2014 at 4:02 am
(May 31, 2014 at 1:16 am)BrokenQuill92 Wrote: I don't know how to quilt I'm the only one in my family who never learned.
I also can't speak French fluently like my relatives.
I can't twerk.
Or play the violin.
Sing on key.
Someone needs to teach me to whistle.
Ok now I want a video of you playing the violin while twerklng and singing in French.
That is perfectly do able.
You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.
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RE: What do you not know?
May 31, 2014 at 6:41 am
Of all the things I know I know I know that a proportion of them in fact I don't know but just think I know but of course I don't know which things I know I know I don't know!
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RE: What do you not know?
May 31, 2014 at 6:52 am
(This post was last modified: May 31, 2014 at 8:08 am by Marsellus Wallace.)
I don't know how to fish .
I don't know whether fish have dreams or not.
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RE: What do you not know?
May 31, 2014 at 7:45 am
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How to whistle.
Or do kick ups.
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RE: What do you not know?
May 31, 2014 at 8:33 am
I don't know how to burp.
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