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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
At the risk of accusations of photobombing, I just found this on George Takei's FB page and couldn't pass up on sharing it. It's one of those rare things that only gets funnier the more times you see it:
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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
I never know Buzz and the kid from "American Pie" were the same guy.
Thief and assassin for hire. Member in good standing of the Rogues Guild.
  RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 29, 2014 at 2:36 pm
(This post was last modified: June 29, 2014 at 2:36 pm by Mystical.)
I had to share this it made me laugh so hard! There's two cats to look out for on this thing. One would be the video surveillance someone put up to see WTF their cat was doing in the middle of the night in their Kitchen--and the other is one of the last cats in the reel who is too busy being a freaky FREAK to notice he runs out of counter
 Bon Apetite https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=762663947091266
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite. Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment. Quote:Some people deserve hell. I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong. ![[Image: tumblr_n1j4lmACk61qchtw3o1_500.gif]](https://66.media.tumblr.com/5fb74c6d16622fb3dbb358509c9aec03/tumblr_n1j4lmACk61qchtw3o1_500.gif)
Think of it as two scenes, before and after.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
No no. Losty needs it in sex speak
Pig plus snake = brontasaur
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite. Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment. Quote:Some people deserve hell. I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.
Sex speak? Ok, I'll try.
One on top of the other. Big snake meets something on all fours; thinks pork. Meat goes in, probably with lots of grunting. Swollen belly and new animal. How was it for you?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 29, 2014 at 3:47 pm
(This post was last modified: June 29, 2014 at 3:49 pm by Mystical.)
It was good for me
Eta: You should also probably possibly write dinosaur erotica
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite. Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment. Quote:Some people deserve hell. I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.
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